mpho.n.m

[Chica🙂 @Makhanyiisa]

S/o to my dad for teaching me how to be a real ass man even though I’m a woman🥺

[Zakes Mda @ZakesMda]

An example of the farm murders that Afriforum never talks about

[: @_dxllz7]

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

[Roma @Romazehari]

You cannot repeatedly DISAPPOINT a woman and expect her energy to still want you.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

two things i’m never doing again … teaching a partner to be a partner & teaching a friend to be a friend.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i really don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never speak to you again but i’m not actually mad about nothing for real 😭😭

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Them church songs be hitting differently when you KNOW what GOD has brought you through👏🏾👏🏾😭!!!

[Zion @zionszzn]

I can not fake any form of intimacy, I have to really like you to even hug you comfortably.

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

Connie Ferguson becoming the face of pyramid schemes is honestly wrapping me up, man 😭😭😭😭😭

[Miss’✨ @misskeilondon]

I know for a fact I’m not operating off of my own strength! This ain’t nobody but God 😭

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Person: responds with a sticker
Me : adds sticker to favourites

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Words that can never come out of my mouth.

[Khanya_Nolz1 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @Khanya_Nolz1]

Le question nizoyibuza every year?

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Don’t propose on my birthday, don’t propose on my graduation day, don’t propose on Valentine’s Day, don’t propose at someone else’s wedding...
Keep the proposal date a separate special day not be shared with other holidays/milestones

[6lAcC ChYnA😎 @JustFoza]

in my "ke tla reng" era, because vele ke tla reng ?

[Ada Nri @Nekkygrams]

I'm genuinely sorry to anyone that's getting to know me this period. I'm overwhelmed by everything going on in my life.

[bebet @StorytellerShee]

You start explaining something to someone, and it dawns on you that you have no descriptive words whatsoever

[bohloko. @sbaalii]

Wi-fi e tenela gore everyday o online.

[Tee @teesmmm]

I hate the way y’all coddle men. They’re not kids, I assure you, they know exactly what they’re doing. And pls stop thanking them for behaving like normal humans omg