McKynzie Plunkitt

#brodystrong 👼🏼 here for a good time

[McKynzie Plunkitt @mplunkitt22]

0-100 real quick 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

August is in two weeks??? This might be the fastest a year has ever gone by. Wtf.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss whatever age I was when I used to sleep through the entire night without waking up.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Saturday is the only real weekend day. Friday is still a whole workday, and Sunday is basically Monday’s waiting room. We’ve been scammeď, tricked, hoodwinked, misled, and deceived!

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

we went from july 1 to july 10 in just 10 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rageful @ragehrt]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: We lost the new hire today.

CEO: What happened?

HR: He resigned after his first week.

CEO: That makes no sense. We doubled his previous salary.

HR: Yes, but salary was not the issue.

CEO: Then what was?

HR: You asked him why he left at exactly 5:00 p.m. And why he left the office before you did.

CEO: I was just trying to understand his mindset.

HR: He understood it clearly. He felt the company was not paying for his work, but for control over his time.

CEO: But commitment matters.

HR: So do boundaries. He finished his work, met expectations, and left on time. But instead of that being seen as professionalism, it was treated like a lack of loyalty.

CEO: People should not rush out of the office.

HR: He was not rushing out. He was simply leaving when the workday ended.

CEO: Still, it did not look right.

HR: That is exactly why he left. He realized very quickly that even with better pay, the culture expected presenteeism over performance.

CEO: That is unfortunate.

HR: Yes. We offered him double the salary, but also gave him a preview of a workplace where leaving on time becomes a character issue.

CEO: So what are you saying?

HR: If employees are judged for having boundaries, then no amount of money will make them stay.

A higher salary can attract people. But if respect for time is missing, it will not keep them.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My husband and I are having a competition to see who can hide plastic eggs in the hardest spots. Loser has to cook and clean for a week. It’s been three days. He’s currently tearing the garage apart while I watch Netflix. I haven’t hidden a single egg.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Take a lot of pictures. It doesn’t matter if you share them or not. Just take pictures.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Remember when you used to open instagram and it was just pictures of your friends, instead of influencers and ads? Ah, the good old days

[Tate Gillespie @TC_Gillespie32]

Confirmed in nearly every convo had this week: The Final Four should be permanently held in Indianapolis.

No other city comes close to embracing it in the same way.

[🛸 @tufthug]

don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

there should be a website where you can post your wishes and rich ppl who don't know what to do with their money can give you an anonymous gift🙂‍↔️🥹

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

A life long journey of chasing happiness...🥹😍

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

We're all homesick for a place that doesnt exist anymore.

Our friends, the music, the memories, the slow summers. We had it so good and didnt even know it.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Working five days a week is wrecking my life. I hate squeezing my entire life into a two-day weekend because I’m too exhausted to do anything after work. I can’t believe this is considered “normal.”

[yagi @yducknow]

We're either at work
or on our way to work
Or on our way home from work
Or sleeping for work
Or getting ready for work
Or thinking about work

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

It’s always some damn dishes to wash. It’s always clothes to wash. FUCK 🫩

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m very grateful to have a job to go to every day… but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT.