Simon Mpole

God fearing || Simple || @ChelseaFC💙💙⚽ ||Philippians 4:13 #ICAN || Genesis 12:2 #Great || 1st Thessalonians 4:11 #MindYourOwnBusiness

[Simon Mpole @mpole_simon]

@PropesaTv Wth!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

We will put Raila on a wheelbarrow and ferry him to Bondo. - DP Ruto

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I am longer interested in the 10 years, I only need five years as president. - DP Ruto.

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

OMG!! 😳 😳

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Padre:Bwana awe nanyi.

Me who hasn't gone to the church for years shouting "Awe pia nawe"

The whole church:

[Simon Mpole @mpole_simon]

@UTDMael Injured Brazilian, David Luiz 4

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Simon Mpole @mpole_simon]

@Kamau266 @not_found254 Yooooh 🤣🤣🤣

[Eric @amerix]

A patient cured is a customer lost.

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

If it appears, just retweet.
We shall never forget!

#RutoMustGo

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A Gen Z resigned, and left message for HR :

"The company can find a replacement in three days if I'm gone. But if I lose my health, I may never get it back."

The entire office fell silent instantly.

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

Nairobi SinkHapo

[Evangeline Mukua. @mukua_karimi]

We are stuck at Kikwetu Tavern. Floods have overwhelmed us and all the cars have been submerged. We can't exit either by foot since the water in from mbagathi road has so much force. The bridge seems to have collapsed as well just outside the gate. The rains are not stopping and we are submerged waist high in water with no high grounds to our advantage. Mtuombee.

I am appealing that if there is a way we can be evacuated please lift us off. PLEASE RETWEET WIDELY.

#copied
@KenyaRedCross @citizentvkenya @ntvkenya @CapitalFMKenya @SakajaJohnson

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[Simon Mpole @mpole_simon]

@GKidiwa @CNairobian1_ @MuchiriH 🤣🤣🤣

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Tangu protest za finance bill nikama the political class iliamua kufanya education expensive ndo waongeze the number of illiterate people who can't question them.

[CURIOSITY DOSE 🧠 @LEARNDAlLY]

Dear Parents…
Please save this for your Children

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Missing Child Alert!!
🚨🚨🚨

[National Design Studio @ndstudio]

Two engineers walked into the government to drag federal retirements from an underground mine onto the Internet. They built retire.opm.​gov​ to turn six-month waits into instant processing for hundreds of thousands of employees.

https://t.co/aImxV8r0uF