Matthew Singer

Ex-@wweek, ex-Californian, ex-Portlander.

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

Well, here it is—my last issue at @wweek, which happens to be my favorite issue to do every year.

Click for feral peacocks, stoner magicians, robot baristas, a crazy-ass treehouse, a guy named Jesus and a heartfelt goodbye. https://t.co/TRIoa8hSpZ

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

I’m not gonna shit on a 22-year-old who made the finals in his first playoffs but if you’re gonna be all “HE HAS ARRIVED THE LEAGUE IS OVER” after every big game you have to acknowledge the games where he shows he’s maybe not completely there yet.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

RE: Wemby

Choke job? Or we going with youth?

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

Or — hear me out — maybe he will.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

AI never got back.
CP3 never got back.
Reggie never got back.
Harden never got back.
Westbrook never got back.

Wemby might never get back.

[CJ McCollum @CJMcCollum]

Sick . Knicks have been a different team since this moment

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

I recognize how ridiculously trashy this all is but I can’t pretend to clutch my pearls over the alleged “sanctity” of the White House.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

@KonartistNupe @LaJethroJenkins I was thinking Black Dynamite: “But Wemby, I sell soda to the community.”

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

Raging Bull is qualityslop and it’s
not even close, but you’re not ready for that conversation. And that’s the tea, sis.

[derek @derpo377]

Raging Bull is basically qualityslop

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

I was so confused by this. I genuinely wondered if it was a fan or some obscure bench player I’d forgotten about.

[Jon Healy @JonHealy]

Could ESPN really not find a genuine shot of Tony Parker as they cut to an ad break? Just had to use AI

[Trang @traaang]

Carter Bryant looks like the bottom of a stingray I can’t explain it

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

New nodding Jack Nicholson meme dropped:

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

Mamdani flew out the most Knick-fan-looking Knicks fans for this game.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

They gave Jalen Brunson those Joe Biden drugs

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

@DaveMcNamee3000 Can't stop my brain from reading that in Charles Barkley's voice.

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

Remember hantavirus?

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

Alan Parsons

[Biu @biurinho]

adivinha quem é o pai dele

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

@SeanFennessey @blankcheckpod Really hate this trailer, though. They show everything.

[Matthew Singer @mpsinger]

@Srirachachau This is the only episode of The Simpsons my son has watched. Got him saying “Oooh, erotic cakes!” at age 3.