Michael Purdom

Bewhiskered half centurion, Viraldad and Richard Osman's hero.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

Happiest moment of my life. https://t.co/nKZrOgVnxJ

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I love this, your Dad is my new hero. Such grindingly predictable replies from pedants too. https://t.co/vkwAt0YamG

[Dan @DansensibleS]

This is what gets me about Durham mags. Sunderland tweeting about the big meeting, the mags haven’t bothered. Durham is a Sunderland city; built on the Wear. If you’re from Durham, you’re Sunderland 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@annepurdombond I'll accept an illustrated book of biblical stories and a Virgin Mary snowglobe.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@annepurdombond I will! Hoping for some more rosary beads and a book about saints!

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@DeanoB24 Yo bum Rishi the show!

[Costain Group @CostainGroup]

Congratulations to Richard Paddey for winning a Highway Heroes award. Watch this heartfelt nomination by Zak Martin, a young autistic man, and his mother Marie.
https://t.co/cGH0UM24eU
#WeAreCostain #highwayheroes #awards @NationalHways

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@SunderlandEcho @RealCounties Bob knows the score!

[Maz @serenityal4]

@ApplicaaUK Applicaa, you’re a disgrace!! I hope you take a massive financial loss over this because it’s probably the only thing you’d care about. You certainly don’t care about schools and students.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@annepurdombond @mkwalley And I'm looking pretty triumphant!

[pub_queues @QueuesPub]

Marrickville Bowling Club, NSW, Australia

Thanks to @andyruss55

Time for UK pubs to follow suit

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@quantick While going downhill in a bath. "Last of the embittered whine".

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@RokerReport I reckon she'd have formed a decent partnership with Peter "Crazy" Ndlovu.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@cluelesspegg Don't do it Ian! Save yourself! I had to do it as an "icebreaker" at a work event. A room full of British people having to look each other in the eye and pretend to laugh. For 20 minutes. The full horror of it is beyond words.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@jonawils Your own paper's website appears to agree with you and has taken matters into their own hands!

[Guy Mowbray @Guymowbray]

I wish I'd been in the away end at Preston today. Unbelievable scenes. In my experience (and only my experience so no arguments necessary) - the best fans any club could ever have. Loved my Sunderland days.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@TaptonPe @TaptonSchool1 @sfs_sports Brilliant performance by all the lads!

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@BenMyers1 @Foyles Finished it last night and absolutely loved it. As a Durham lad (called Michael!) with deep ancestral roots I'm now looking at myself in the mirror to see if I look in any way owlish.

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@annepurdombond Thank you! I'll remain vigilant!

[Michael Purdom @mpurdom83]

@DeanoB24 Big New Prince (ah)

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

What a dreadful generation of wet, weak, snowflakes this shower are. An embarrassment to 300 years of parliamentary debate. Would sooner cry for apologies and sackings than actual mount a defence of their own policies.