Mike Puterbaugh

These are all the tweets you didn't ask for. Marketing @beyondtrust. opinions are my own, no matter how bad they are.

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

@gurucollects Tony Gwynn

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

The World Cup rules.

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@LVCabChronicles pls report back.

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

For crimes, or just in general, as needed...?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: DOJ announces it's bringing back the firing squad as a means of execution.

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

This headline reminds me of https://t.co/tiL0CcEjKH

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: U.S. Navy sailor assigned to minesweeping ship bound for the Hormuz Strait medically evacuated to home port after he was scratched by a monkey in Thailand.

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"Major A.I. breakthroughs are beginning to function less like product launches and more like weapons tests" - damn, that's a great line. Bravo.

https://t.co/3x4qDPOc10

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

The new insider threat?

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

amazon's internal A.I. coding assistant decided the engineers' existing code was inadequate so the bot deleted it to start from scratch

that resulted in taking down a part of AWS for 13 hours and was not the first time it had happened

incredible

https://t.co/K5dW15ioVH

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

Season 2 of Jack Ryan kinda just came true, I guess?

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Archaeologists Found a Cube-Shaped Human Skull in Mexico; does this mean Minecraft is set in MX?

https://t.co/gtljrW8s9b

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

@heyscan it’s too humid for a suit! Go Padres!

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@Laughing_Mantis if there's also a well in that basement, with a little basket attached...keep your head on a swivel.

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@theaceofspaeder @JeffPassan apparently the Twins countered with "no takesies backsies without taking on his entire salary and 4 prospects".

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@jspujji ICP

[Mike Puterbaugh @mputerbaugh23]

@SkipFleshman congrats Skip!, and Lauryn!

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@BearDownBryce

[QuackedOnPadres @QuackedOnPadres]

🚨FUCK IT WE BALL GIVEAWAY🚨

With the news of Roki Signing signing being possibly meer moments away, let’s break the internet.

Prize: @beckettcollect authenticated #merrillmadness signed All-Star jersey.

How to win: LIKE/RT/FOLLOW and tag a buddy :)

Entries until Friday 1/17
Winner announced Saturday 1/18

[roy @honging]

right, cause the natural reaction from "i just got my home destroyed in a natural disaster-prone area that is hard to insure" is to move to another "natural disaster-prone area that is hard to insure"

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@Bringatrailer If you wanted another...@kendricklamar.

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@theaceofspaeder I totally punted this year; https://t.co/8wruUNzFdx

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Father Time is undefeated #TysonPaul

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@LATimesfarmer The National was the best.