Michael Puzzo

Playwright, Actor, Pumpkin Eater

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Save the AMC Kips Bay 15 Theater from closure - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/zppYHaKTrV via @Change

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Elliotte Friedman says struggling Devils forward is further from a trade than we thought https://t.co/fMwN3buMVH

[Tampa Bay Tay @TayVictoria8]

All time #WheelOfFortune moment right here

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So not only are Tenessee Republicans ok with the killing of little kids but now they're totally cool with killing Democracy.
Yeeee-Haw!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Every hour another conservative man cries on TV about Donald Trump's indictment...

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BREAKING: Trump releases statement on indictment

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DoorDash’s #1 delivery guy takes a much needed respite. @ East Village https://t.co/Mr4xnbzH3o

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6 years ago today this lady married me for some reason. @ Oceanfront at Congress Hall Hotel, Cape May https://t.co/sI22XzqXIe

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Every time you hear a bell an Angel declassifies some documents.

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Awning of the Day. @ East Village, Manhattan https://t.co/KVvb1vV3MB

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Terror Strikes Jersey Suburbs. Moments later the driver threw a handful of candy out the window. I forbade my niece to take it….. @ Old Bridge, New Jersey https://t.co/romuynnY0q

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I heard the going cost for self-tanner in prison is 1.5 million blow jobs.

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Donald J. Toast

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More from CRUSH @ The Cutting Room https://t.co/zAmlOCqei3

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Who doesn’t? @ Manhattan School For Career Development https://t.co/gqWLm77vdk

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@NajarianNick That seems about right.....

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I just found out that you have to be 21 to smoke cigarettes in Texas. And yet....

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This is my new favorite picture. @ The Parkside Lounge https://t.co/ABoZ2qoJFR

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About to read i poem I wrote out loud @ the very place I first spoke a poem out loud in NYC. Brett C Leonard’s Scotch & Soda @ The Parkside Lounge. 20 years ago! https://t.co/5IqpK21MKk

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@NajarianNick I always found this ad a little creepy....