Michael Peterson

Friendly copywriting hobo.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Guys in fantasy shit are always tripping about their oaths. The master you swore that oath to is dead now, eat a turkey leg by the river and chill you big bitch.

[Michael Peterson @mpwriter]

@garbagecoven Happy birthday my dude

[Michael Peterson @mpwriter]

@pattonoswalt The next thing you know, they'll move the White House to Oklahoma.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

[Forrest Healy @forresthealy]

This is a captivating thread. https://t.co/XhwnQfBoux

[Michael Peterson @mpwriter]

@LenPeralta The problem is her age. A younger actor could make the line precocious; instead it's pretentious. A kid her age understands context in conversation. I think they blew it in the production, but you know apple computers insisted on keeping that line no matter what.

[Larry Asher @svclarry]

@SVCSeattle genius instructor, Rahmin Eslami from Hornall Anderson is presenting on presenting at #SIC 2017

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Kamala Harris's endorsement of single payer healthcare may help unite a divided Democratic Par--
Hillary Clinton: Leeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeenkins

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Here's what happened when a Republican senator challenged a Canadian doctor on their single-payer health care system.

[Jennifer Briney @JenBriney]

Everything is framed as a win or a loss.

I wish the media would stop reporting on lawmaking like sports https://t.co/7MV8AzHj3Z

[Butch Smith @ButchSmith]

@mfrost11 Trump's a pimp. He never could've outfought Santino.

[Larry Asher @svclarry]

Gladly, because president Trump has done such a poor job as president, you won't see another white douchebag president for generations. https://t.co/RZsZAb7Jjn

[garth @garbagecoven]

why've we yet to see a 'Wario' of Princess Peach, her grotesque Evil version dedicated to mischief... where is nintendo hiding Wincess Weach

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

A step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

[old fruit pictures (@[email protected]) @pomological]

mammoth gold plums, painted by amanda almira newton, 1915

[Michael Peterson @mpwriter]

This guy's a real disappointment. President Hillary would have been impeached by now. #noneoftheabove

[Forrest Healy @forresthealy]

Tough to respect a guy who uses all caps and exclamation points. @realDonaldTrump

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Lousy with decency.
HATS OFF, SALLY YATES🇺🇸 https://t.co/bkpXNkaaRu