that guy

I assure you that I am at least personally and partially uncertain about 97% of the things I do or say 15% of the time.

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@ForrestGriffin Doggy

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@careemcleveland AGREED

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@wyte_GXVI That was fucking ridiculous

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@danawhite
FUCK THAT REF.
So fukcing unnecessary

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The difference between a new pair of my favorite @adidasUS and a pair after a year of my "night walking" habits.

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Getting haircuts with my two boys, looking through the book when I saw a photo of @darrentill2 back when he was a hairstyle model.... you slick fucker you...

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@MarlonWayans Have you ever gotten tinsel in your peehole? Because that sir is how you get tinsel in your peehole.....

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@PlayersKlub
Speed tests all come back good, anything I can do to alleviate buffering issues on my end?

Thanks in advance regardless.

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@ForrestGriffin Stop planning to kill me....

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@ForrestGriffin Yep....
That movie gave me a temporary fear of old wooden chairs and old rusty nails.

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@ForrestGriffin That's one of my favorite fucking movies... did you know they had scenes they had to cut including orgies with genital mutilation. Good movie!

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Exactly.

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@ForrestGriffin I'll tell you now what I told you then.
I am not a sperm bank and I do not want it.
Damn man...

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@danawhite @MeganA_mma by TKO in the 2nd.

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@JMarquezMMA So you simply use water on it whilst listening to the classical compositions of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart? I thought about playing Beethoven in the background but it probably wouldn't yield the same level of beard gains. Thanks!

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@JMarquezMMA
The world, and more specifically me, as a newly bearded man must know.
Do you use any products in your beard and if so what are they?
Last night I heard someone whisper in my ear, I'm the captain now.
There was no one there, it was my beard...

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@tazmexufc
Just read your medicals.
Fucking sucks, I've had corneal abrasions that left me without vision in an eye for over a week. Hopefully you recover quick, can't wait to see you get back in there.
Best of luck.

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@EricWFMJ

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@ForrestGriffin To be fair you've always been slightly manlier and hairier than me lol.