Zach McLean

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Actually, obligatory:

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit.

The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Evil is real. There is no doubt, the enemy is hard at work.

These last few days, the weight of evil has been heavy across our nation.

But this I know: It will not have the final word. One day, God will make all things right.

Until then, we pray. We weep with those who weep. And we keep fighting, knowing the victory has already been won.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hear THIS ⁦@elonmusk⁩

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Hey @mcuban

Here’s a thread of all the “stupid” women that Trump surrounds himself with

MARK CUBAN: “You never see Donald Trump around strong, intelligent women. Ever.” 🧵

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Creepy that they would vote against this

[Zach McLean @MR_MAC_LEAN]

Patiently awaiting $uicideboys album…

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Fun reminder: There are cities in America that have been abandoned to drug addicts and violent criminals. Many Americans can’t see a doctor. People can’t afford food or medicine.

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

This is absolutely hilarious.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

"Don't worry just go back to work, the air is safe to breath" - U.S Government after 9/11

East Palestine, Ohio right now....

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

One year after being banned from Australia for refusing to take the worthless covid shot, @DjokerNole wins the Aussie Open. This is what actual bravery, conviction, & validation looks like. Love it. Novak is the GOAT & he was 100% right on the covid shot.

[Zach McLean @MR_MAC_LEAN]

When is rap going to be good again…

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

$100 billion to Ukraine. Let’s put that in perspective.

That’s more than $200 million this year from each Congressional district.

What could your congressman have done for your district with $200 million?

How long will the kids in your district be paying interest on this debt?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

The power of perspectives

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

1. Thread: THE TWITTER FILES

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

One bike per family please. That's all you really need.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Dave Chapelle leaves Saturday Night Live audience in stunned silence by perfectly explaining the rise of Donald Trump- WOW

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

ALEX PEREIRA OWNS ISRAEL ADESANYA

https://t.co/4On7MZFoDd

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Exercise can affect your unborn children's genes by altering the chemistry of DNA in sperm and egg cells.

Aerobic exercise for 3 months altered sperm DNA by silencing genes linked to the risk of autism, OCD, Alzheimer’s, obesity, type 2 diabetes, and atherosclerosis.

[Stephen Rowe @Rowebotz]

A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything that you have.

-Thomas Jefferson