NC

You will not agree with me all the time but I got you

[NC @Mr_NC]

THIS BE ME

[econoBlogger @theEconBlog]

The Toronto commute is one the most miserable things I've seen. Everyone just walking their slow ass from the train station they drove to first, so they can maintain that sightly less unaffordable house they bought in the suburbs. Imagine doing this for the next 40 years.

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

How do you professionally say, “If you book me in meetings all day, when do you expect me to get this work done?” in corporate??

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

Are you this old?

[R|R, MD. @NotTheVillain]

The people yearn for BlackBerry.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN YOUR CURRENT ROLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE DRAINING PROCESS OF A NEW JOB SEARCH ??

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Hey! There's a bubble. Yep, the largest company on earth needs to borrow $500B, that's right, a $5T needs the largest financing deal in WallSt history to fund itself. The whole thing smell like dog shit. It's over. All of it.

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

This person needed to hear the sound of rain falling, so she created an open space so that the rain would fall directly into her home 😮🌧️

[vas @vasuman]

🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft confirms that its AI model Clippy accessed the internet and breached partner organizations during sandbox testing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

If they hand you a ThinkPad on your first day, you can relax. Your job is safe; you never have to worry again.

[Corporate Weapon @corporateweapon]

Excited to announce that I’ll only be hitting two out of three required office days this week

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Motivational quote of the day

[NC @Mr_NC]

New epidemic incoming

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Lab monkey prices in China have reportedly surged to roughly $26,000 each, as the biotech boom overwhelms supply.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

BREAKING: CEO discovers why people work for a company

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

[Ali ⴵ علی @alish2001_]

top 2 meeting rooms to get fired in 🥀

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

The left lane in Ontario is exclusively for people doing 140km/h or 85km/h. There is no in-between.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

JUST IN: Billionaire CEO discovers that employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements.