mr_pepps

Tweets are my own ramblings and do not reflect the musings of anyone I may work for, drink with, throw sticks at or cajole into a pseudo-friendship.

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The combination of #eurocarparts and #dpd couriers generates the same outcome as eating a large lamb phal laced with laxative.
"Premium delivery" = order on Monday, get part delivery on Thursday. Fuck knows when the rest will arrive.
@LKQEuroCarParts #cameronsbritain

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@HilaryMoggy @LizKershawDJ @AllisonPearson 😂

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@DarrenF76399991 @MartynH18 A big warehouse filled with really offensive stuff?

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Reef tonight in Margate were soooooo good! A glorious intimate show at Dreamland - personal, happy vibe and proper rockin'!

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Have you seen our new campaign about HGVs?

We're encouraging road users to stay out of the areas where HGV drivers have limited visibility. HGVs make up 9% of the strategic road network and are essential to keep the economy running.

▶️ https://t.co/apviNbMSKj

#KnowTheZones

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@JennieGow So good to hear you again!! And you sound great - please don't overwork yourself, you're making excellent progress!

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@Carpervert @LewisHamilton Oh shit I just read all the other Orinoco Flow references. I'll get my coat.

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@Carpervert @LewisHamilton Ha! Let that Orinoco Flow big man 🥳

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An evening spent listening to Michael Palin in Faversham. Top chap.
Part of @FavershamLit

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@Se_Railway What a load of old pony.

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I feel like I'm finally free from the cartel. Series 4 ep 14 done.

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@stephenkamos With this in mind it's surely time to ditch the friendly flash and resort to a wave at night? (I'm not talking about doggers. Keep flashing in the carparks 👍)

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I still can't believe they killed James Bond.

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Just called the docs surgery for the first time in about 3 years. Holy moly what a change! If you don't have an internet at home you are well and truly alone, left for dead.

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@sean_a_flynn I had that game on in the background. Thought Italy might pull Frances pants down after that penalty try.

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@Carpervert My Mum sold her old Fez to a chap for fiddy squid just to move it on. It's a good market to be aware of - and making friends with the oldies is always rewarding 👍

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Back to see what the hell you lot have been up to during my absence, you slackers!

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@DavidPaintedIt @C4F1 @Channel4 Nicely put sir. I'm always last to remember it isn't all about ne. Oh but...

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How long do us plebs have to wait for the Miami GP to appear on 4od?? @C4F1 @Channel4

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Hi @C4Sport I know you crazy kids were just gearing up to reply butbhy don't fret, the show was available from yesterday. Thanks for all your support 👍👍 PS I don't think there are quite enough adverts during the F1 shows. I reckon another thirty would be fine 😎😘 #f1

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Hi @C4Sport - please help out with this tweet. When will you be releasing the Miami GP for viewing on 4od?