"Derrr I'm living the male fantasy and being forced into sexual submission by my hot corporate psycho bitch boss and I'm going to cry about it like a whiny he-bitch and ruin it for every man in the future forever derrrr"
I am monitoring the ongoing Ngogo Chimp Civil War in Kibale National Park. Chimp Group Center appears to be on the verge of routing. They've retreated from the Primate Lodge and their Alpha Male, Morton, appears to be heavily wounded or perhaps KIA.