Joey Winton

*finger guns*

(he/him)

[Joey Winton @mr_winton]

You better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia

[Sage Hyden @sagehyden]

star wars has an entire planet of goth girl, amazonian, dominatrix witches who can raise the dead yet keeps taking us back to tatooine

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

Shouldn't over 1,000 scientists risking arrest to save the planet be a bigger news story than Elon Musk trying to buy Twitter?

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

So Elon Musk became $265,700,000,000 richer during the pandemic, but we’re being told inflation is skyrocketing because we got a $1,400 check last year? What a joke.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I don’t think people are angry enough that bridges are collapsing, thousands are homeless, millions are hungry, a pandemic is running rampant, teachers and nurses are leaving their professions, and our government’s response is to endlessly increasing funding for police and war.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Recruiter Saw Your Background In Computer Science And Thought Maybe You’d Be Interested In Working Part-Time At A Kohl’s In Sioux City https://t.co/G7eHfj5Dma

[Joey Winton @mr_winton]

@WhereHaveUQuinn I've been framed, the clip was taken out of context I swear!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Biden Concerned Ambitious Agenda Could Be Stalled By Him Not Really Caring If It Happens Or Not https://t.co/rluPjQTvsZ

[Rob @robrousseau]

Just gotta vote a little bit harder next time

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

It’s pretty fucking outrageous that the U.S. is number one in cases, number one in deaths, and we haven’t really changed a thing. Not only has 800,000 deaths not led us to radically reconsider the way we structure society, it hasn’t even changed our approach to covid.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Living In Most Affluent Country In World History Has Nerve To Complain About Being Homeless https://t.co/jXP6FzNZEW

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cut It Out: You Can Criticize King K. Rool’s Actions Without Resorting To Insulting His Weight https://t.co/I0h5RiMvYT

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Disney Installs Animatronic Christian Missionaries To Convert Natives On Jungle Cruise Ride https://t.co/HsUcaLif32

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

no fucking way

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Critics Question Why Kyle Rittenhouse Singled Out In Kyle Rittenhouse Trial https://t.co/hrK9IXTwVp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Climate Summit Sets Ambitious Goal To Phase Out Fossil Fuels By Time Earth Runs Out Of Them https://t.co/pQ1JiZoRjQ

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Every Congress person gets 12 weeks paid parental leave as a term of their employment. We, the taxpayers, pay for their family leave, but they won’t vote to let us pay for ours.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Biden Scales Down $2 Trillion Climate Plan To Single Reusable Grocery Bag https://t.co/L2GlhTJRcx

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Priceless NFT Artwork Vandalized With Spray Paint Tool https://t.co/e9xbOCZXX6