michael r. abrams

APL Survivor // Product guy // Husband to @jennaruthrn & dad to @maxabrams99 & #charlieruth1120 // Summers w/@phish and @goose

[michael r. abrams @mra99]

@steely__drew Ok - was just in obx. Fiddlers was a great little June run and they couldn’t sell out… also why doesn’t goose play 3 consecutive nights ever?

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@JamesSeltzer our cats name is Jolene.

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@BTCSpend @mishaglouberman First clue it was satire.

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@ry_storm Lawns here which is fine. Place is so tiny.

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@BillColarulo Wild that the answer is right in front of them.

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@Ike58Reese Boat - ship.

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Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, Duke of Lizards, I beg it all true for you @phish come to kop

[FOX 29 @FOX29philly]

Upper Merion supervisors plan to build a $200 million sports stadium in King of Prussia, converting a vacant 17-acre office park into a multi-use sports and concert venue. https://t.co/OxBNXfLOB7

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@FOX29philly @phish playing in KOP, how meta. WILSON king of Prussia…

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Literally the grossest place on earth. Why would you ever spend that kind of money on crap.

Thank g-d my kids don’t care about Disney anything. That’s good parenting.

[Jesús Osorio @jesus_osorior]

YA NO SE PUEDE IR A DISNEYLAND.

2 adultos.
2 niños.
Hotel.
Vuelos.
Comidas.

Antes de la era Disney:

“Vamos una vez en la vida con los niños”.

Ahora parece:

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@JoshInnesShow I’d listen over Hugh and joe

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@AmericanAir Ok.

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@AmericanAir do you even pretend to care? This IS SO GROSS!! Flight AA 794

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Early morning flights are the worst because most people haven’t pooped yet and it’s smells like it on the plane.

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@scttfrnks How and why. Educate me. It’s one guy with a guitar.

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@ry_storm Think it was over 40?

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@JamesSeltzer @phish Missed 94 kids visiting day (if you even want do talk overnight camp for your daughter) was there Monday and going back tonight.

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@JamesSeltzer Jonny B good. Hat tip to @phish last night or coincidence?

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@JamesSeltzer @phish Back in the ussr. Was at the last couple shows. Been so fun

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@squiggg He can have a lunch house and a dinner house and not feel it in the pocket book.