They are laughing at us.
Yorkshire Water CEO defends plans to increase bills by 41% after collecting £371,000 bonus.
Bonus for what - dumping sewage, paying dividends, increasing debt, financial engineering, neglecting investment, fleecing customers?
https://t.co/Hasw3PMkiX
Pete Shuttleworth has departed his role as Assistant Head Coach by mutual consent, for personal reasons.
Head Coach Wayne Rooney has brought in Mike Phelan as his replacement, with immediate effect.
This is why proper journalism still matters: Council officers planned a military-style operation to fell more than 100 trees in a city centre despite opposition from the public. The level of discussion on how to stop any protest is breathtaking...
https://t.co/ZYYeaw1dvF
Tomorrow’s Match of The Day will be presented by my good self.
Pundits will be Peter Shilton & Matt Le Tissier, true patriots.
Commentary on matches will be provided by David Icke, Jonathan Gullis, Jim Davidson & Ian Botham.
Thanks to Brexit we have regained control of #MOTD 👍🇬🇧