Nic Calli

Your favourite Dad next door in a suit.

[Nic Calli @mraxisonline]

@sophiaodelaney Wow, this is looking fantastic 😍

[𝒩𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝒶 @Sunrise30491780]

“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”
— Margaret Mitchell

[Bones 🇨🇦💛 @Wititup]

Make her try to hide the fact that you make her smile every day

- Best advice I can give 💛

[Trisha M-Moody @TrishaMArt70]

A little watercolor play

[Nic Calli @mraxisonline]

Most men try to impress her.

The ones she remembers?
They never needed to.

[Nic Calli @mraxisonline]

Attention is easy to get.

Keeping it—
that’s where most people expose themselves.

[Pachu M. Torres @pachumtorres]

Pulling the collar

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Whenever I dine on my boyfriend's vine, he always says 'Just like that' like the magician Tommy Cooper. I have become a master of disguising my laughter as groans of sexual desire

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife was very concerned when I came out of the bathroom with red, teary eyes. Told her I'd knocked my balls on the corner of the vanity. Truth is, the new toothpaste is too minty.

[Nic Calli @mraxisonline]

She said “I’m hard to read.”
No…
you’re just used to people trying harder than I will.

[Nic Calli @mraxisonline]

You’re not confused.

You just don’t like the answer
you’re already getting.

[Nic Calli @mraxisonline]

@mollyroselove1 Happy Bday 🌞❤️

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Under promise and overdeliver.