MrBatch

shit hair. reasonable beard. passable personality.

[LALIGA TV @LaLigaTV]

🚨 EL GRAN DERBI GIVEAWAY! 🚨

👕 To celebrate the upcoming Betis-Sevilla game we are giving you the chance to WIN a @RealBetis_en or
@SevillaFC_ENG shirt!

Simply RT this post and follow @LALIGATV. We will pick two (2) lucky winners! 🍀

- Contest period: April 23rd-April 29th.
- Participants must be 18+.
- T&Cs: https://t.co/piXIg0j5n1

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@scook_6 @AVFCOfficial Everything about this is perfection. The goal. The celebration. The kit. The 'tache on Shaun Teale.

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@thebudpod tat-decal?! Tat-tooed! I can't have been the only one shouting that at my phone.

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@BrewDog #beagle #beergle

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Without Instagram how am I going to make myself feel like a useless piece of shit? I can’t just rely on my brain to remind me of past failures and things I regret or haven’t achieved. It’s gonna be hard to rustle up some insomnia tonight.

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

Oh Dougie 😂😂 #upthevilla

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@ManCity @LCFC

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

Me refreshing Twitter every few minutes looking for Grealish updates -

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Whitney Houston saying ‘and’ VS Whitney Houston saying ‘I’

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@FWMotoring

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@daveflanagan This is superb 👌🏻👏🏻

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@ChelseaFC @nikefootball Guys, that's kinda shit. Soz.

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@mctreckmeister Live fast, fry young

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

🤨🧐

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

Would absolutely love it if @GNev2 has been contacted at some point today, taken a massive bung, and struts out onto #MNF wearing an "I ♥️ Super League" tracksuit.

[James Corbett @james_corbett]

I was sent a copy of the so-called Super League document earlier today and have spent the afternoon doing some number crunching on it.

A few key takeaways

(1/)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

what is hip hop teaching our children? i caught my son listening to action bronson and now he’s in the kitchen making a prosciutto wrapped turkey roulade with pomegranate-port reduction

[Dave Ashley @DaveAsh33]

New website now live. April and May Outdoor Fairs booked.....glimmer of light
#salvagesundays

[MrBatch @mrbatch1403]

@TheShirtMan_ @fc_palestina @scook_6 👀