the artist formerly known as bej

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

i swear i used to be less autistic how did i get here

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

thats cool dude i think about rubbing my face on you until i fall asleep a lot

[Michael O'Grady (He/Him/His) 🇺🇸🐦 @m0grady]

The urbanist-yimby need to forget white flight and de-industrialization over the last half of the 20th century is truly one of the more perplexing things about those movements.

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

white people 556 days into the trump presidency: we need a trump presidency

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

notice what it doesn't come with

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

broken was chill this was not a jab hope ur doing alright

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

guy in his mid 20s talked through his divorce over months to me on teamspeak when i was 15

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

just completely refusing the idea that the quiz is inaccessible when it is inaccessible what do i even do in this situation

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

currently in an email altercation with a professor insisting the quiz that is not open and I cannot do, is actually open

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

iOS email reply like you're not even trying fuck you

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@Gwnhell oh yeah i was gonna say i would probably not survive the emotional whiplash of getting a card and it not mattering

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@Gwnhell the idea of a situationship sending me a card sounds horrifying im sorry you’ve been through that

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@nebneb0703 why are the crops failing with no profit incentive

[Shaz 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @shazzity]

You dont really see Huey Long LARP in these parts these days. Wonder what happened to them.

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@FlaavoredSnacks at least it was fixable before though (not that anyone was fixing it) vibecoders have no idea how their code works and it has major fundamental architectural issues and will only floor it in that direction

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

everything will be unoptimized vibecoded slop that wastes compute and you will eat the slop and be happy

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Minecraft Java has raised its PC system requirements for the first time in 17 years

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@alexjhorner 👀

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@amazonmilkfrog i call mine bej

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@insideUrFather nah

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

think im gonna try to go to san francisco in december

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@insideUrFather wow

[the artist formerly known as bej @mrbeastsqidgame]

@insideUrFather i can go to museums and get wasted in SF