Stuart Brown

Likes: Picking things up.
Putting things over my bonce.
Carrying things

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

#italian sleeping #sleep #TFLers #cotton #boredom #stolen

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

Trying hard not to annoy the neighbours #cutleryadjustment

[Duncan Castles @DuncanCastles]

From an @FT comments page. Seems a fair summary.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Guide to eating less biscuits:
1. Only eat 1 biscuit
2. Don't have another
3. Okay just 1 more
4. Stop now
5. You've eaten all the biscuits

[C4 Paralympics @C4Paralympics]

Iran's Siamand Rahman just lifted a powerlifting WORLD RECORD of 310kg

FYI it's equivalent to a large Siberian 🐯

😮 https://t.co/pSu5VWWZfJ

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

What's worse than finding out too late that there's no bog roll?
I had to sacrifice a sock to clean my undercarriage

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

hahaha, tiniest wanker sign for the biggest one. https://t.co/uSUj5VGnPr

[Luke Bailey @imbadatlife]

Brexit in a single gif.

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

*If it was 600yrs ago what would we be doing?" "I don't know, but there would be more bassoons!" #drdipper #wtf #CultureHacks

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Rising levels of lividness:
"Steady on"
"There's no need for that"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Now look here!"
"Erm... Excuse me!"
"Right!"

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

In January, @GoldTVChannel will show Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Nathan Barley, Jam, & The Armando Iannucci Shows.

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

.@Cadbury_UK I want to resurrect #Fuse! Cast your vote to win a bar from the #CadburyCraveyard https://t.co/IoOaSnb4NK

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Power pose. JB & Ricky Wilson pose with their steeds, the MP4-30 & the all-new #TypeR. #McLarenHonda

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

Slooooooooooowwww 570S.

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

Proud to be British at the mo.

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

Dash

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

#UltimateHellWeek Definitely the most worthy top three and an outstanding winner! Respect. @HuwJackBrass @MillerSmash @dannybent

[chris harris @harrismonkey]

VW stand has some lovely hidden goodies. This concept looks superb

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

Opihr and Bombay Sapphire #ginoclock #fridaynightdrinks #gnt https://t.co/6Oo8tYbLOY

[Stuart Brown @mrbeige]

Received my latest @MuscleFoodUK order yesterday! #proteingainz #steakhamper