Mars Review of Books Intern

wordcelery and dip

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

Mad at me, cuz I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries

[Noah Kumin @marsreviewer]

Hated on by most these magazines
With no cheese, no deals, and no G's
No wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles, and no skis

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

I get it now. In 2024 we are all George Soros

I'm an intern and even I'm like George Soros

You create a perception. Then you bet on the perception. Then the perception becomes real because the capitalization of a perception allows you to build

I'm just like George Soros

[$BLIMP 🪙 @tickerisblimp]

BEHOLD!

THE $BLIMP HAS DESCENDED.

LIGHTER THAN AIR! SOPHISTICATED AND SILLY!

$BLIMP is the newest, lightest coin that will take us UP! to the sky.
Enjoy a future of beautiful silly blimps with us!

CONTACT ADDRESS:

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[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

can someone explain to me the whole blimp thing?

like, it's about . . . . blimps????

the big floaty things in the air????

[Parsifal Al-Nafis @rosicrucial]

@Blimp_DAO

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

the boys are playing football again, i hope one of them gets an introjection

[Alice @AliceFromQueens]

Fasting is too easy for me. If Hashem wanted to test my devotion he’d make me eat three square meals.

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

this is the only person who has ever acknowledged my work. thank you, dearest incel

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

@ArtfulDengler @themarsreview @FOMO_sacer oh god, not again...

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

Higherups finally got us a breakroom

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

@textile_ranch why is there a "disclaimer" that it was originally published in portugese, what's wrong with portugese

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

@ANNIE_HAM "mimi" bc "heinous one" is a bit cumbersome

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

what ever happened to bernadette corporation

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

weird headline

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

do you guys like my little tweets

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

the editors are in ketosis again :/

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

@marsreviewer One can only dream

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

Martin Shkreli is coming to the party tonight

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

😳

[Mars Review of Books Intern @mrbintern]

@_is_is_are In blood? Zarathustra jealousy?