Mr Biscuity Boyle

Former Olympic Athlete. Currently writing my memoir "My Bastart Life". Got a bit of a rash at the minute, behind my knee kinda style. - Biscuity

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Hi there. It’s Barnaby Boyle here. Unfortunately my great-uncle was taken to hospital after the show tonight. Thanks for your concern.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Enjoyed that show the night I suppose but why can I no just die?

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

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[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

I’ll be selling these abstract paintings of the top-down view of the crescent in Burnistoun where I grew up at my sold-oot show at @OranMorGlasgow the morra night. Every one unique. Still some tickets left for my show a week the morra mind.
Tickets - https://t.co/OZriQo5QBO

[Dominic Gallacher @dominic1888]

Ridiculous from @citizenM hotels not giving Biscuity Boyle a room for the night. The man used to be an athlete.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Aye but you didnae answer my question. Do ye have scudders?

[citizenM hotels @citizenM]

@mrbiscuityboyle Hi there! While we unfortunately can't offer a complimentary room after your big show, we're always happy to offer a few free high fives for a job well done 🙌

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

If you’re coming to my big show at @OranMorGlasgow on Wednesday the 20th or 27th you might be able to buy one of my limited edition abstract artworks kinda style. This one is called “Time”. 20 quid a pop so bring cash bucksake I’m no a Tesco.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Hello @citizenM Glasgow I’ve got nowhere to sleep on the 27th of March after my big show and I’m an OAP. Will you give me a free room for the night and I’ll do you a wee advert.
(Also don’t tweet this but is it true youse have scuddy films on your tellies?)

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Had a very nice burger in that Five Men. Recommended.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

That’s me in Glasgow. No offence to anybody but it’s a shitehole.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Leaving Burnistoun for Glasgow for a fortnight, big show at Oran Mor the next two Wednesdays, let me know if there’s any good tourist things in Glasgow for a tourist to do that aren’t too expensive kinda style for an older gentleman who used to be an athlete in the days before he

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

That’s me back on the twitter to try and punt these tickets to my final show of my Bastart l

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

I’m doing one last one performance of my show “My Bastart Life”. It’s in that Oran Mor place in Glasgow in March. They’ve stuck it in a comedy festival but there’s nothing funny about my wife dying.
Buy tickets on the internet here - https://t.co/PPGzeOaTSY

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

I’m doing one last

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Nae purpose noo.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

wisnae even asked to be involved. typical of my life.

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

Speeding into action to track down whoever it was who leaked the info that Burnistoun is BACK.
Me and big stretch @IainConnell are filming NOW.
#BURNISTOUN

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

the wee tour is done and that’s me away back to an empty hoose
that’s the thing intit? you see aw these people at the show that are in couples and that and probably away hame for a wee poke and that’s me away hame to an electric blanket and the fading hope of an afterlife.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

last night of the tour I’m done in I should never have

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

a young woman left me a packet of buttons on stage as some kind of sexual bargain tonight. a cruel trick to play on a staunerless man.

[Mr Biscuity Boyle @mrbiscuityboyle]

Doon in Hamilton the night audience are aff their nut I hope it isnae drugs.