Bobby

u like jazz??

[Ben Rabidoux @BenRabidoux]

This will be THE defining story of the 2030s

[Joe @electionsjoe]

These people should be in jail for the nearly million people who lost their life due to these cuts.

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

If you used Google products to organize a revolution today the feds would be at your door within five minutes.

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Any great civilization of ancient history would have seen a blood red sky on the night of their sacred founding as an omen of unconquerable power and divine victory.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize that in 100 years historians are going to use it as shorthand to summarize the whole era you're living through right now.

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

Some of the most pathetic shit the world has ever known

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Well, it’s been fun y’all. I mean not exactly fun, but it’s been.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[sentient @NEVERLOGGINGOUT]

behold true cyberpunk

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed.

He got a list.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Tonight’s full moon, known as the Strawberry Moon, will be the lowest-hanging Moon until 2043

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It really is incredible how literally everything done by the boomers was painfully shortsighted for no reason

[XXXL CROWBAR LONGSLEEVE (4 sided print) @BOLT__CATCHER]

why aren't more bands opening the riff with a right hook?

[Doak @doaknet]

Using my immense technical abilities to create music that sounds like simmering dogshit

[Raz 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇮🇷🇮🇪📕🔜 OMGWTFBBQ(?), Furpoc, ANE @RazLikesRocks]

Actually GVF showed *why* rock is dead. Rock fans dont want anything new, they want the 70s again. No experimentation or progress, just nostalgia. They feel also entitled cuz rock was the dominant form of music for so long they expect everything to be spoon fed to them via radio.

[charles @GillanEnjoyer]

i would rather rock be dead than greta van fleet exist

[Bobby @mrbobbydiamond]

@creepydotorg Not even close to what’s written

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Overhead lighting should never be used except for anti-personnel purposes like flushing people out of bars and oppressing white collar workers, a less lethal alternative to tear gas

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

Adjusting for inflation we can see what life should be:

Average income ~$40,500
New House ~$91,300
New car ~$20,100
Average rent ~$630 per month
Harvard ~$9,800 per year
Movie ticket: ~$5.85
Gas ~$2.34
Postage stamp ~$0.70

Doesn't even account increased productivity from tech