Bryan

I ain't the one that you gotta lie to. There's a good chance Twitter graded your acct so poorly that they didn't bother to notify me of your pathetic rebuttal.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

Pinned Thread of Twitter Accomplishments

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@CaucasianJames For reference, I do 9-12 regulars or three 211s on a casual
So,
you might wanna recalculate

[E. Lancaster @recombination]

@mattxiv SPECTACULAR. This queen and absolute hero's name is Cara Jennings; this was back when he was governor but oh man, watching it today keeps the magic alive https://t.co/QfQ16h1zd0

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

The difference in leadership: in Ukraine the leaders stand strong with the people and fight. In Texas, Ted Cruz flees to Cancun and then blames it on his daughter because it’s cold outside.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

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[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@get_innocuous @Q Nothing says "truth" quite like an anonymous, by definition unverifiable, messiah posting cryptic prophecies that regularly fail to come to fruition by any stretch of the imagination, only to followed w "trust the plan."

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@oweraj @CheezNG @nasjay I didn't pay bus fare to stay on a Spirit flight a minute longer than I absolutely have to, so: no, thank you.

[Jay Lightning-NAS, Everybody Was Kung Fu Fishing. @nasjay]

LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JENKINS

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@icmedia @eeberquist @dccarles "Putin emancipates Slavs" i mean

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@geoffreybowser @eeberquist You just have to look on the bright side
of the nuclear flash.
That way you'll be blind to the horrors that come.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@eeberquist Apocalypse is rare, so, like, live in the moment. Like, how often do you get to see a blinding light followed by a mushroom cloud? Such a courageous take.
Pestilence
War
Famine
Vibes

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@Brendelbored Word is you don't even have to negotiate for him to release.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@jonathanchait @edyong209 I mean, he did offer an excellent suggestion to help you.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes Cansado d mim? RS eu ein

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes We're misunderstanding each other: I'm not correcting Portuguese. It's also why I'm speaking in English.
But, it is just easier, in any language, and to remind you: Estadunidense is the country's organization.
It's like calling me a "Republicano Federativo" bcz I'm Brazilian.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes Dude, we get it, you're smart: you know that there exists a North, Central, and South America. Very good. Personally, I'm perfectly proud being Latino. There still is no English alternative to calling a United States citizen an "American."

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes No, you're just in your Narcissistic bullshit. You're upset that your American isn't as recognized as "United States" American. We're American out of a use of language. It's semantics, get over it.
No one in MG or RJ had a problem calling me "Americano."
And I'm Brazilian.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes Furthermore, any English speaking country will never mistake "an American" as "oh, you mean that guy from Brazil?"

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes But to make matters more equal, "Estadunidense" is the literal equivalent of you calling, or expecting a Russian to refer to themself, as a "Federativo" or a Dominican a "Republicano."
"American" is in English. Everyone knows it's semantics. Mexicans and Canadians are North Am.

[Bryan @mrbryanlg]

@shutupxofana @Brunoor_18 @onivor0 @moises3008 @Sharinberg @nytimes I said it was backwards. Reversed. Not "wrong."