Charles Carson

Hello this is Mr. Carson, Butler of Downton Abbey, twittering.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@DowntonCat There may be milk in my pantry afterwards...

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@DowntonCat It is lucky I maintain an array of horrified and disapproving expressions that I can pull out when you are discovered.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@DowntonCat It would be a good test to see how everyone responds. Just don't let @Mrs_E_Hughes know I let you in.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

The servants have all been quite well-behaved and efficient lately. If my experience has taught me anything, I should begin to feel nervous.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@Lord_Grantham said that upholding the dignity of Downton includes presenting a positive presence on this twitter, so I'll be on here again.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

Reports of my coming demise are greatly exaggerated. I may not be able to figure out twitter, but I can read an actuarial table.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@M_Crawleys_Hair Thank you. It's comforting to know that whatever else happens, at least grooming standards shall not slip at Downton.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

I saddens me @M_Crawleys_Hair never mentions me and my hair, for it reminds me how youth has already passed me by.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@Lady_Rosamund_P An oversight, I'm sure, my lady. His lordship has been rather distracted lately, but we would always be pleased to see you.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@Mrs_E_Hughes Thank you for looking after me through my illness again, Mrs. Hughes. I'll endeavour to be less of a burden in the future.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@SgtBarrow You have quite a talent for taking advantage of your opportunities, have you not? But be warned, I will be watching you.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@DoctorClarkson Thank you for the care you have given us, Dr. Clarkson. I hope we shall not be seeking your services again for a while.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@M_Crawleys_Hair Once I would have told you to turn to Mr. Molesley, but after his recent performance, I am not so certain.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

Hopefully we can now get a bit of peace and order back at Downton. The past two and a half years have been utter madness.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@ValetJohnBates @Lord_Grantham Quite. I am almost resigned to the telephone, but I doubt I will ever like this Twitter.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@Lord_Grantham @ValetJohnBates We seem to have have a misreading of the tweets. But things are well under control downstairs, my lord.

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@Miss_OBrien I am aware, Miss O'Brien. I hope it is merely a phase, though Mrs. Hughes and I will continue to monitor the situation.

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@KitchenDaisy @Mrs_E_Hughes There is no need to trouble yourself, Daisy. We've matters well in hand and you should enjoy your time off.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@Lady_M_Crawley @CoraCrawley @Lord_Grantham Certainly not, my lady. I assure you that I would not allow such behavior under Downton's roof.

[Charles Carson @MrCarsonDA]

@TomBransonDA I shall reluctantly rely on you again, though I think I will bring up soup this time.