Cel Petrini

32 year old, Italian, Restaurant Manager.

Looking to connect with like minded individuals who wish to eradicate stupidity.

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@brutalfightz2 This is pure pathetic. Get a fucking life. Anyone who is defending the attacker is part of the problem. There is nothing that can justify this assault.

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Well if Biden can't be charged now based on the ridiculous decision made today- then he should use immunity to his advantage. #SCOTUS #Biden

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@PicturesFoIder Die?

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@jimmyfallon From @selenagomez I thought it was "I love you like a love stoned baby", I was actually jealous some baby out there was living it up more than I was. #misheardlyrics

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@St_Catharines @alectranews Why were none of the main roads salted or sanded last night in preparation for today?

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@JaroGiesbrecht I see he wore his good shirt today.

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@IAmSteveHarvey I have 11 cats! 🐈 🐈‍⬛️

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@UberFacts Saying EXPRESSO not espresso ☕️

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@wellandjackfish @IBLRedSox Chances that game gets postponed due to rain?

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@UberFacts Restaurant Manager

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@UberFacts At this rate Godzilla is going to show up. 🐲

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With that being said, if you argue, fight and/or throw a tantrum you are taking it out on the WRONG people. It doesn't make you a martyr, it makes you an ASSHOLE.
#VaccinePassport #remaincalm

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Let's be clear about 1 thing tomorrow- It's a government mandate that is limiting your access to certain luxuries NOT the business. Staff are just doing their jobs and businesses are trying to avoid fines.
#VaccinePassport #remaincalm

[Cel Petrini @mrcelpetrini]

With that being said, if you argue, fight and/or throw a tantrum you are taking it out on the WRONG people. It doesn't make you a martyr, it makes you an ASSHOLE.

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@UberFacts Defeat 🤧

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@o_rips This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Utter stupidity. What's surprising is that these asshats actually believe in this. 15 million cases- wake the fuck up USA!

[Cel Petrini @mrcelpetrini]

@realDonaldTrump And this is why the US has millions of cases of COVID-19. Honestly, idiotic. Laughingstock of the world.

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@johnlegend I hereby claim the soul of @realDonaldTrump back from the devil. Go on Donald, you're free now. Go release another season of the Apprentice. We swear we'll watch. Ratings will be #huge