Male elephants can control their penises like a second trunk, making semen collection by way of stimulation very dangerous.
Since one swing of their member can knock someone out, they're stimulated through the prostate via a fist in the anus.
The usual focus on customer experience as 6 trainees take up 12 seats & 3 tables in 1 carriage to eat their lunch and spread out their bags #northernfail@northernassist
Loving the weather recently so in homage to what’s to come in June & a possible meat overload, I thought I’d have a pop at some Indian inspired BBQ’d fish #BBQ
We’ve all been on a night out with a mate who says “It’s shit here - let’s go somewhere else.” Then when you leave you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won’t let you back in.
The UK is standing in a kebab shop at 2am arguing about whose fault it is.