Michael Mark

I like to think of twitter as my own personal public journal, so don’t take anything seriously as I am only trying to make myself laugh. $mrcoolmike12 he/him

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

Chuck E Cheese is selling their food as “Pasqually’s Pizza” on food apps because no one wants to order Chuck E. Cheese pizza for delivery and I think this is nominated as the funniest part of this pandemic

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

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[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

What is this?!?!?!? @turnerspgh

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

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[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

This app is dead
Staying here is contributing to nothing in society besides the collapse of civilized democracy

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

Downloaded Threads and Bluesky, eat so much human shit that you die, Elon Musk. But eat it slowly and really enjoy the taste of it.

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

Women aren’t allowed the power to “kill the baby” in their uterus, but if they wanna carry pistols across the country and wait for a creepy man to come up to them in the street and touch them (which will 100% happen in America), they could probably kill them and be fine.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Donald Trump announces that he'll sign national concealed carry reciprocity.

This means no matter which state you're in, if you've got your concealed carry license, each state will still have to honor it.

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

@BasedSatan6six6 @CostcoHotDoggg @Angelica_Reed1 @hankgreen You’re gonna die one day and there’s gonna be no one around to say goodbye. I feel bad for you big guy

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

Cops are inherently bad because it gives regular people power over others and just like this video said, everyone has their own opinions, and unfortunately a very high percentage of cops act on those opinions.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is crazy😭

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

@SamLesante2 @DarthTyler909 @Playbeyblades @clownworld What’s your hobbies after going to work? Can’t the man golf?

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

I’d like to see any and all republicans try and tell me abortion is murder one more damn time after the state of Missouri just executed a fully grown human being. The government did that. The country did that. We fucking did that. We killed an innocent man. Fucking vote please

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

I wish kids these days would just stop doing whip its and galaxy gas and just start smoking cigarettes

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

Always wondered why the Nazis got away with so much killing and destruction and everyone sat back and watched. Seemed kinda crazy that it even happened at all.

Now I understand why. Israel is shooting at ambulances carrying innocent injured Gaza children and no one cares…

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

@NintendoAmerica @ScottAukerman

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

@immortalnchrist @LilNasX Bible thumpers are the most hateful and disrespectful people, it’s no wonder nobody goes to church on Sunday anymore. If heaven is real, it’s sure as hell not full of people like you…

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

The guy who blocked and muted all his critics once he bought twitter is defending free speech? Yeah okay sure

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Given the relentless attacks on free speech, I am going to fund a national signature campaign in support of the First Amendment

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

reading brain dead discourse about the new fallout tv show from dirty neck beards and blocking right wing conspiracy theorists, god this app really fucking sucks lol

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

Kinda wild how Microsoft bought Minecraft and stifled the developers as much as they could so they don’t “ruin the game.”
Since april fools only lasts for a day, they let the developers do whatever they want and the result is always incredible, unlike the regular updates.

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

Potato is love. Potato is life. Potato is power.

Welcome to the Poisonous Potato Dimension: https://t.co/yW5j1Z8G3L

[Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_]

@Satur9_Sway i started blocking all the blue check reply guys on every post. it’s starting to work, but it’s a lot of effort and barely worth it