What a Stupid Time to be Alive

Give a monkey a banana & he eats for a day. Teach a monkey to banana & I have no idea where I'm going with this.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

Everything is insane.

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

So after all the pre-tournament criticism, angst, and fearmongering (much done with anticipatory glee), the 2026 World Cup was a historic success. Incredible games, record crowds/viewers, and a cultural phenomenon. People were safe, entertained, and joyous. Visitors discovered, and Americans were reminded, just how wonderful our country is, all through the lens of soccer. I’m so happy for, and proud of, my country. Best World Cup ever. Thank you, America. 🇺🇸

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@emzanotti @chadfelixg No, not the brightest lights in the night sky.

[DUDE Wipes @DUDEwipes]

We got you too

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

@Timodc Nah, you can fuck right off with that

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@HashtagGriswold Happens all the time.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@Gormogons Soul Glo

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

If Christopher Nolan didn't cast this mfer as Hector in "The Odyssey" we burn down Hollywood

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@AlaskanCourtney Barney Miller

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@GurneyJourney @HeritageAuction

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

“Eep Opp Ork Ah-ah”

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@redsteeze @MattsIdeaShop Never seen a space plunger before.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@ingelramdecoucy That’s what happens when you build a stadium in Mordor.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@RSFitz @ingelramdecoucy I took a ghost tour a few months ago when I stayed in the way down to FL. The city is beautiful.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@JerryDunleavy @redsteeze How soon until the Mossad gets blamed?

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@PaulAnleitner @TheBrandonMorse I really enjoyed the book, so let’s hope this is just as good.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@IndieGameJoe @jay_kobbe If this store has a “specialty” section in the basement, this was my job in college…

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@el_yardo It was a “wait, did I really just see that?” moment.

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@el_yardo This is a fucking gas chamber “joke,” complete with an oven. What the hell were they thinking?

[What a Stupid Time to be Alive @mrd125]

@ING2Firebrand It was only a matter of time before he showed up in the Epstein files.