David J Bascombe

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@askpaddypower what are the odds on Portsmouth finishing above Southampton next season? #whatoddspaddy

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@AFCTotton @solentsport @dailyechosport @Lymingtontimes @swsportsnews @SolentSportNews @ForestEdgeGaz @SolentStreetSO4 Who needs luck when you've got talent and skill. Everyone put in a great performance today. Brilliant end to a brilliant season.

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@FDForum @Manics One of the best opening lines in music

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@AFCTotton I'll make sure I am. Hopefully we can get it done in 90 this time.

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

One of the best games I've had the privilege to watch.

[AFC Totton ⚽️🦌 @AFCTotton]

FULL TIME 🦌💙

STAGS ARE THROUGH TO THE FINAL!!

Charlie Austin wins it for Jimmy Ball’s men!!!!

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@solentsport @dailyechosport @Lymingtontimes @swsportsnews @SolentSportNews @ForestEdgeGaz @DorchTownFC

#GoStags🦌

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@FDForum @Manics If I'm right, just albums 6, 7, 10 and 14 not represented. Nice coverage.

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@AskPaddyPower

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I wonder what the odds are for Southampton to be relegated next season. At this point I can see them following in Luton's footsteps. #whatoddspaddy

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

I wonder what the odds are for Southampton to be relegated next season. At this point I can see them following in Luton's footsteps. #whatoddspaddy

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@AndyRobsonTips Roses are red
That last line lacks a syllable
That one too many

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@AndyRobsonTips I combined the bet builder and fouls, added a couple of things from the cheat sheet, and ended up one corner away from a 32/1 winner. It's always corners that let me down.

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@elonmusk Ksum nole

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@JamesMurphyTips I think I got Leicester too. I have Southampton and Spurs so far in Sky Bet's Match 5. Maybe they'll surprise me this week.

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Stowe Buntz sounds like something the crew would do on a big ship. #darts

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@BadManBetting It's all well and good, but this is the sort of game that Southampton somehow find a way to win. They can't do it in the league when it matters, but they'll somehow put a good cup run together.

[Sonic Boom Six 🎧💥6️⃣ @SonicBoomSix]

Keep starting the Tweet then deleting it. What can be said? Online political chambers have made life on this planet a much more combative existence.

Stay passionate, stay engaged and stay angry. But remember to go outside and enjoy what we do have from time to time. That's it 👍

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

Movie crossover ideas: Thanos in West Side Story.

[David J Bascombe @mrdavidj]

@Manics Around about that time. The girl I really liked at school liked the band around this era so I got into them too. Turned out the older stuff wasn't for her. Set me off on a fun journey though.

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@chazaustin10 Thank you for helping to increase public awareness. I've been starting to wonder myself just how neurodivergent I am.

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@BadManBetting I used the £1 free bet they gave me this weekend. I'm expecting the corners part to let us down if anything.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

RIP James Earl Jones. This is indeed a disturbing universe.