Mike Doman

Writes words about things for cake and / or currency.

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"Getting a bit heated here innit? Anyone feel like a froffie and a lie down?" - Literally our government. #auspol

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Why do all Americans in true crime shows talk like they've seen too many episodes of Cops?

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Vote one for the people's backpack and @SineadStubbins

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Haha Crumpler lol

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@leigh_rubin If I remember correctly, @benbirchall pointed out that I didn't get minimum chips. The jerk.

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Real talk. Is it okay to eat a burger, at 11:00, on your own? And does it change if it's a mac and cheese burger? #bigissues #Burger

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@EllisonAmy Oh I partook.

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@EllisonAmy I regret everything

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I'm pretty sure 85 per cent of Uber Eats cyclists could win the Tour de France if they were allowed their 1994 Ford Cortina.

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I can't wait until AI is able to point out when people actually mean e.g. instead of i.e. because it'll stop people thinking I'm an annoying pedant. #abrightfuture

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This is a photo that I took and it is a picture of #Melbourne. What a place.

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This is edgy writing. #edgy https://t.co/66MIjr4ShS

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Woah. #auspol

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Just wrote the phrase "church merch" and now I think I have a business idea. #entrepreneur

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#PauseFest

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@benbirchall Aren't you Jack Johnson? I swear I've been following you in case Jack Johnson does a ninja gig in Melbourne.

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@_imoliver Woah. This is what I went with: https://t.co/IITslvwBh3

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Trying to find a good #writing playlist on Spotify... Who are all these upbeat #writers?

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@benbirchall Point taken. We all have stories we like to tell.

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@benbirchall Can we be friends?