Dom Harrison

Enthusiast. Heavily caffeinated. Snacker. Idiot. Work in progress. We can all be something bigger.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

Oh waaaah waaah waaah! England should have an English manager. No. England should have the best person available who can get the best out of our incredible talent. Nobody whinged when we beat Germany 5-1 with a Swede in charge, did they? #tuchel

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

Of course, the best way to protect our children is by throwing bricks at the police and looting local phone shops. Good work, fuckwits.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

Jesus fucking Christ!

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

😢

[Live Snooker @Livesnooker]

Such a lovely moment. 😢

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@RishiSunak Yep. And you’ve absolutely ruined the country for generations to come. So fuck you very, very much for that.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@elisjames @rorycarroll72 It’s ‘Number One in Terrorism’ on Amazon. Significant achievement. 💪

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@MrJamesMay Yep. Naughty tackle.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

‘Should Clarke gamble and throw on subs?’ says Matterface. They’re 3-0 down, down to ten men and it’s not even half time. He could throw on Billy Connolly, Supergran, The Krankies and Rob Roy and it wouldn’t make a fig of difference. #gersco #euro2024

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@RishiSunak Does this apply to your thieving scumbag MPs?

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

‘The anguish on the faces of the Leeds fans is there for all to see’ says Sam Matterface on TalkSPORT. TalkSPORT the radio station. Radio. That famously non-visual medium.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

It’s not so much what he did, more the way that he did it.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Former Fiji PM Frank Bainimarama jailed for a year https://t.co/7YSMKVGXiW

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

Always amused me when muppets use ‘Born In The USA’ as some sort of nationalist pro-American anthem. They’ve clearly never actually listened to the words.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You love to see it! The counter revolution is gaining steam. Now at the University of Chicago, pro-American counter protesters blast “Born in the USA” while waving American flags.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@charliekirk11 Have you actually listened to the words?

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@thegirlatthegig Mate, I feel you. I recently spent a good five minutes hunting high and low, literally tossing furniture, getting irate, looking for a sock that was on my foot.

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

@defiant_dreamer He really is. An absolute, massive c***

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

A man who, with his wife, has wealth enough that their family needn’t work for generations, and yet he chooses to dedicate his time and energy to making life immeasurably worse for those already significantly less fortunate. He’s the actual worst.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'If you're feeling depressed...It doesn't mean that we should assume you can't work.'

PM Rishi Sunak outlines his five key welfare reforms.

'The first is that we should be more ambitious in assessing people's potential for work'

https://t.co/DhHXsPD4HS

📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

The Hillsborough disaster told through the eyes of Des Lynam, who was in the stadium that afternoon for the BBC.

This was broadcast in 2009 for the 20th anniversary. Both powerful and heartbreaking.

A day that nobody will ever forget. ❤️

#JFT97

[Dom Harrison @MrDomHarrison]

Pretty amazing that hitting an empty net, regardless of distance, is considered a world class finish. #MUNLIV