Michelle Rempel :(

#ParodyOpposition #ParodyCabinet #ShadowCritic. Big fan of wine as long as it's white, the best colour, the only acceptable colour #maga #heilputin

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Dear Canada, today I censored a comedian. You are welcome #MarkCritch #GoodRiddanceHarper #MichelleRempel #cdnpoli

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Oh dear. #abpoli

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

22 year white old boy posing as female of colour obsessed with body parts he's never seen #ParodyCabinet #cdnpoli #ParodyGovtOfCanada

[@eyemawake @paddyhullabaloo]

Quick question Patty, does the company nominated for an Achievement Award have to be pro-choice?
#ParodyCabinet #ParodyCabinetOfCanada #cdnpoli #canpoli #parodypoli #ParodyGovtOfCanada

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Unite the... say what now? #ableg #abpoli

[Derek Fildebrandt @Dfildebrandt]

Today we officially launched the Freedom Conservative Party of Alberta. I am so proud of our team & will work with you to build our party across Alberta from the ground up. Follow our official Twitter account, @FreedomAlberta. #ableg #cdnpoli

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Barb, we're trying to modernize things over here. Dog whistle your slurs please #cdnpoli #terf #barbkay

[Barbara Kay @BarbaraRKay]

@TwitchNick @adamgoldenberg Gays. Gays. Gays. Gays. Gays.

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Although i can't publicly say it: Trudeau as pipe line Ken is pretty hot. Take me to a music festival Justin! #ParodyOpposition #ParodyCabinet #parodycritic

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

The globalist milk lobby clearly wanted him out #ParodyOpposition

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Missing a pipeline and oil refinery. If its good enough for Burnaby its good anywhere #ParodyOpposition #ParodyCabinet #transmountain

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Nothing like sunshine, blue skies and a nice paddle in the summertime. My thanks to the kids at Tim Horton Memorial Camp for the welcome today – and to everyone whose Camp Day donations help make it all possible.

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

@HardKnockJimmy Don't hold your breath waiting for most of the Parody Cabinet to even mention pipelines. In reality there is little difference between us and trudeau #ParodyCabinet #ParodyOpposition

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

@observant White Nationhood is the goal of white nationalism. Hint: nation is in both words. I'm a patriot. hh 88 #ParodyOpposition #ParodyGovtOfCanada

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

I'm hanging out in the byward market, reporting any brown people buying hot peppers or garlic to border services. We have Canadian values to uphold people #cdnpoli #cpc #ParodyCabinet #parodycritic #ParodyOpposition

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

You up? #maga https://t.co/M3Iw9uRCGU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The meeting between President Putin and myself was a great success, except in the Fake News Media!

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

@GePeirson @lumin8 The real MR is a censorious drunk.

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

I love my whiteness, and yours? #ParodyOpposition #cdnpoli #MichelleRempel

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

@JimmyCa88013858 Its gonna be all bratwurst and lederhosen. A bright white future. #cdnpoli #ParodyOpposition

[Jason Kenney :( @kenneykijiji]

On my first day as Pope I will replace French immersion with Russian. I hear Doug will be doing the same (Putin has our browser histories) #onpoli #AbPoli #ShadowCabinet #ShadowCritic

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Do they take rubles at the wine store? Asking for a friend #MichelleRempel #cdnpoli

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Or just go with the flow. I've already amassed a ton of rubles in pre payment for selling out Canada. #cdnpoli #ShadowCritic #shadowopposition https://t.co/15DetaYKSN

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Jason, did Tom Flanagan forget to burp you? #AbPoli #ShadowCritic #ParodyOpposition #cdnpoli https://t.co/DOU1JfgcJu

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

Not the first Nazi gasbag to crash and burn

[Michelle Rempel :( @MRempelCPC]

Come over. I've just opened a box of chard (South African of course) so we can celebrate Trudeau's awesome pipeline #ParodyOpposition #ableg #abpoli #bcpoli https://t.co/GOpLinF6oY