a lifetime bitch

chronic pooper

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

you have to stop thinking every boy your age in the grocery store is in love with you. we are lost trying to find the 3 in 1 shampoo. you don’t want this.

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

@applejuicedgirl @imjonbovi @wnd320 also great to hear from you chloe z hope you are well 🫡

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

@imjonbovi @wnd320 he DIED? 😭 i’m sorry

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

@imjonbovi the goat is BACK ❤️

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

@imjonbovi is this even the real dauren?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

walking around with a woman who’s hotter than u rules. everyone looks at u like ur a dog dragging a giant tree branch. like aww he’s having fun. but he definitely can’t take that home

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

girlfriend: is crying

me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

Anyone know where I can get a barbershop haircut that only costs a quarter?

[mariana @pastapilled]

Does anyone know if it's over

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

when i’m bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them

[horse @horseimage]

the only way out is through

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

I lied, put your clothes back on, we're gonna talk about- whoah momma that's a nice rack keep the clothes off

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Kids were watching this shit while their Dad sat in the Dad Chair having his nightly flashbacks to the horrors of the Pacific

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

@SaltagreppoD2 I feel like they should just replace Champs with Banes at this point. They feel so much more meaningful and fun to interact with in the game. Champs have had their time.

[Gus Is Binded @GusT0Dust]

@bitsexualion I like to combo that with this clip and fw it heavy

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies.. I just get so passionate about feminism

[a lifetime bitch @mrfunfunkyfresh]

i feel like i just fell out of a coconut tree