marissa

i cry a lot but i am so productive, it’s an art | She/Her

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Trump’s America.

[marissa @mrizzle96]

@ChipotleTweets hey why’d yall do this to my quesadilla? no cheese, just rice?

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

She ate yall right on up!

[Andrea ☁️🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

Right when football starts too 😏

[marissa @mrizzle96]

the eagles have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Thank you Dallas 🦁👑 🙏🏾! I

[lauren @winonaddict]

“but they’re here illegally” you could not pay me to give a fuck

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Savannah Bananas would never be fun for me. Sports are not about neat little tricks. Sports are about Hate

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

1-2-3 save for Romano?

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

From the U.S. Holocaust Museum:

"What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process."

Welp.

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

just saw someone say baseball is boring and it brings me no pleasure to report that no it is not. it is actually very fun to sit there and drink a beer and eat a hot dog and yell at guys who are far away