jimothy

baseball, bad jokes, f1. certified stud. #RepBX #SFGiants @jamingpriv

[jimothy @mrjaming]

i’m one of a kind: the least valuable hand in poker

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i would pay $300 to see this opening night

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons says his dream is to make a film adaptation of ‘PORTAL’.

He's looking into if it's possible with “a lot of curiosity.”

(Source: https://t.co/09aod0j3lt)

[jimothy @mrjaming]

sf giants pride night is a good choice for my first mlb pride night attendance in my opinion

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@HexPositive from my understanding theres quite a range there, any particular suggestions for someone who makes poor movement decisions even in their solo apartment?
though, i don’t believe having this technique in my pocket would make me any more comfortable going up to someone

[jimothy @mrjaming]

how do i be high quality (never gone up to a woman i don’t know in my life #scared)

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

I actually think men overestimate the *quality* of male attention that women get

[jimothy @mrjaming]

@spaceclownfreak i mean i do most of these things (notably excluding having good outfits) but that fails to help me not feel like i am average creep even thinking about cold approaching someone

[jimothy @mrjaming]

getting through 6.2 innings on 79 pitches is amazing, not to mention the 10 (yes TEN) punchies! gerrit cole is a DEMON

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@skraxxy what if i complain about woke not being woke enough

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@YankeesFiles #Steve cracks me up every time

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@YankeesFiles Phoenix also smells bad

[jimothy @mrjaming]

the real supergenius mindset is hating web programming because of how painful it is to do, i have a lot of respect for web devs because every time i've done it i've gotten stuck on something that should be basic and they just have to live with this stuff

[Fletcher Dunn @ZPostFacto]

"Systems programmers" often look down on "web programmers". Web code is easy. They are the real programmers solving the hard problems.

But have you ever used UI made by a systems programmer? It's the worst dog shit ever.

If decent UI is so easy, why does yours suck so bad??

[jimothy @mrjaming]

@truss27252165 @YankeesFiles you seem very well adjusted

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@truss27252165 @YankeesFiles that is in fact the point he is making

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@2_seamfastball @YankeesFiles one of my favorite facts to bring up

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@EduAlex1999 @CounterStrike guy who thinks every swe has anti cheat expertise

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i miss living in new york man i should be going to yankee games not living in the goofy ass south bay

[jimothy @mrjaming]

@jassond0minguez @YankeesFiles you seem very well adjusted

[jimothy @mrjaming]

@jassond0minguez @YankeesFiles you seem very well adjusted

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@_nateschwartz strikeout minus walk rate

[jimothy @mrjaming]

@YankeesFiles the same way Jerry evaluated George’s toupee

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ryan mcmahon has been CRAZY recently omfg