Justin Longbottom

2019 Fantasy Football Champion. Bengals season ticket holder-so you know I'm loyal

[Justin Longbottom @MrJBottom]

*turns on reds game
*sees score
*turns off reds game
@CincyProblems

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

best accuracy on passes thrown into the end zone in 2025:

1. Joe Burrow
2. Joe Flacco
3. Aaron Rodgers
3. Jaxson Dart
5. Jordan Love
6. Daniel Jones
7. Lamar Jackson
8. Tua Tagovailoa
9. Trevor Lawrence
10. Drake Maye
11. Brock Purdy
12. Bryce Young
13. Sam Darnold
14. Patrick Mahomes
14. Baker Mayfield
16. Spencer Rattler
17. Jalen Hurts
17. Justin Herbert
19. Josh Allen
20. C.J. Stroud
21. Matthew Stafford
22. Jared Goff
23. Geno Smith
24. Dak Prescott
25. Marcus Mariota
25. Caleb Williams
25. Cam Ward
28. Jacoby Brissett
29. Bo Nix
30. J.J. McCarthy

*min 20 end zone targets thrown

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Flip Right Double… X Jet… 36 Counter Naked… Waggle at 7… X Quarter… what the heck is it??

Well, here’s the play all broken down!

[SleeperBengals @SleeperBengals]

The #Bengals currently have an active cap spending of $290,090,918

That is the third-highest number in the NFL.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look at this box we got here... it's our first Triple A baseball team!!

I grew up outside of Cincinnati and these guys over at the @LouisvilleBats are the Triple A affiliate of the Reds!

Thank you to Pat Kelly and the entire Bats organization! Good luck the rest of the year!

[𝟐𝟑 👑 @BronWorld]

Imagine being the “GOAT” but your teammate leads you in rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks 😭

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

"Because you never know when the last one is." Rest in peace champ.

[Ashley Schendel @ashleyschendel]

Very rarely will you need to buy your husband a new wallet, but when that day comes, it is somehow a major household decision and you cannot screw it up.

Men will carry the same wallet for 20 years with the corners falling apart and still say it’s fine.

So this is not the moment for creativity. Slim, durable, leather if he’s a leather guy, metal if he already likes that kind of thing.

Do not surprise a man with a weird wallet.

[Ben Fawkes @BFawkes22]

NFL teams favored in most games this season (using DraftKings odds):

16: LA Rams
15: Bengals
14: Bills, Lions, Ravens, Seahawks
13: Eagles, Packers, Texans
12: Bears

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

IT’S DRAFT DAY

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Just in… 👀

🔗: https://t.co/hHcazfGk3z

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cincinnati’s 2026 first-round pick, Dexter Lawrence.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

some thoughts on Lawrence to Cincy...

<buckle up>

Dexter Lawrence is a 28-year old stud

he spent most of his career playing vs elite interior OLs of the Eagles & Cowboys

he's been double-teamed at the highest rate in the NFL

he's now playing in the AFC North

Ravens lost their C
Steelers might start a 42-yr old QB
Browns have Deshaun or Shedeur

Lawrence should FEAST

the Giants were TERRIBLE when he wasn't on the field

last year, even in a "down" year for Lawrence:

Giants defense with...

Dexter Lawrence OFF the field:

#32 YPA (8.4)
#31 sack rate (4.1%)
#27 EPA/pass (+0.13)
#26 pass success (47%)
#23 pressure rate (32%)

Dexter Lawrence ON the field:

#7 pass success (40%)
#8 YPA (6.6)
#9 sack rate (7.7%)
#10 EPA/pass (+0.09)
#22 pressure rate (33%)

that was a "down" year for Dexter

the team was top-10 vs the pass when he was out there

bottom-10 when he wasn't

want a larger sample?

last 3 years:

Dexter Lawrence OFF the field:

#32 YPA (7.7)
#31 pressure rate (29%)
#31 pass success (48%)
#30 EPA/pass (+0.14)
#30 sack rate (5.5%)

Dexter Lawrence ON the field:

#8 pass success (42%)
#8 sack rate (7.4%)
#10 EPA/pass (+0.02)
#13 YPA (7.0)
#15 pressure rate (36%)

and again, the context is VITAL:

he was obviously the #1 best player on the Giants defense

every team knew it

they double teamed him at the #1 highest rate and he STILL made this big of a difference

and that was despite playing some of the NFL's top offensive lines in the NFC East as it relates tot he Eagles and Cowboys for YEARS

oh, and then there's this pretty ridiculous nugget:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A Bengals trade for Dexter Lawrence is unprecedented: This is the first time in the common draft era that dates back to 1966 in which the Bengals ever have traded a Top-10 pick for a player, per ESPN research.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Opening Day in Cincinnati is unmatched

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP.

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians.

It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨

Maxx Crosby revealed that #Ravens GM Eric DeCosta did NOT WELCOME him and his family to the facilities despite trading multiple first-round picks for him after he arrived in Baltimore.

DeCosta avoided Crosby for five hours and only met with him after his physical, and the vibes were “WEIRD.” Shortly after, Maxx was informed by his agents that the trade was off and that Baltimore was backing out.

It appears that even before his physical, Baltimore planned on backing out of the trade because their head coach and general manager did not welcome their new superstar to the team, which is extremely unusual.

Multiple NFL teams send their HC and GM to the plane or airport sometimes to greet their new star players… Baltimore‘s front office completely avoided Crosby even when he was in the facility and asked to meet with them.

This should be considered one of the biggest scandals in #NFL history and deserves to be investigated by the league.

WILD.

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

Defensive tackle Jonathan Allen and the Bengals have agreed to a two-year, $28M deal, per sources.

Cincinnati pursued the former Pro Bowler aggressively after Minnesota released him, reaching a deal with agent @blakebaratz of @TeamIFA

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Terrible: Maxx Crosby and his family were in the Ravens’ building while Baltimore was attempting to sign Trey Hendrickson, per @DMRussini

“I can tell you that the Ravens spoke to Trey Hendrickson yesterday while Maxx Crosby was in the building. So that tells you that they were aware that something was going on… Maxx Crosby was there not knowing he was a dead man walking, that this was not going to be his team. That’s the problem here.”

Crosby was done dirty by DeCosta 🤦‍♂️

[Justin Longbottom @MrJBottom]

RT @JFowlerESPN: Sources: Safety Bryan Cook is headed to the Cincinnati Bengals for three years and $42.5M.

Cincinnati and agent Jared Fo…

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

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