Bowmaster

I’m real cool, I chill to the max

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Fuck .@FOXTV and their fucking commercials

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Marsh must not have sung loud enough

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Tried to buy a .@Nike USA jersey online and it said it would be here by the beginning of the World Cup but now it’s delayed and they have no idea when it ships. Great customer care! Can’t even give these companies your money anymore.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

If only these fucking billionaires had a rocketry club in elementary school.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Nobody wants a dirty soda from Dunkin’ Donuts. Make my ass an Irish coffee and we’ll talk.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

McDonald’s can’t give you pennies because Mr Beast is fucking hoarding them.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

My vacation needs to get here soon so I can still afford (and obtain) gas to drive to the beach.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Can anyone explain how chewy chips ahoy cookies are so disgusting and literally float in milk. It doesn’t even soak up any milk. Wtf are these made of?

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

All chopsticks disposable?

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

PA here. I’m about to beat the fuck out of that grocery store robot if it keeps following me.

[New York Post @nypost]

Philadelphians already attacking Uber Eats delivery robots one month after launch https://t.co/hATx030URc

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

How do you feel about birthright citizenship
.@marcorubio

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Anything in the epstein files about all these fucking mattress stores?

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

After Israel slowly takes over Argentina, we won’t have to give Argentina all our money too? .@AIPAC

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

The fact y’all let this putrid orange fuck act religious is mind boggling.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

We’ve got a Disney princess named Lindsey and a fucking chomo airport. So fucking great here!

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Lots of YouTubers promoting that betterhelp bullshit. Wonder if anyone has the guts to say anything?

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Argentina is really where all the nazis end up… history doing that funny thing of repeating itself. Open up the ratlines.

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Hoping Colin Hay is in the new season of Scrubs .@VDOOZER

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

How many of us watched this more than twice🤣🤣

[Bowmaster @mrjbowmaster]

Need to think of a get rich quick scam because I don’t think the poor survive very much longer.