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Eat. Slay. Love.

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I'll periodically update this tweet with different ways I've utilized cream cheese throughout my life. #creamcheez

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@magsbish Low bowls are the sporks of the dishworld

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@magsbish Because they are useless.

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Bumping this

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If I needed your fine product in champagne bottles for an event, would you be able to do that, @MonsterEnergy?

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@magsbish A lack of Swifty enthusiasm is almost an 'oh no no' for me.

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Hey @RepJohnRose! I sent a question to your office a while ago, and I have yet to hear back. What is the usual turnaround time for getting back to constituents via the contact forms on the https://t.co/zd5gxS2z4n site?

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Kirk Cousins and Creed. Not unexpected but unforeseen.

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@magsbish Truf. Obvs in BK we are up to Coke Zero, but we definitely get similar #vibes

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Corn flavored @OfficialHARIBO would be 🔥 #corn #haribo #🌽

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March and April seem like so long ago that I started referring to them as the "hopefully July" era.

[Rat @ratt_ko]

while the Mississippi legislature considers changing the flag can we also get them to stop calling MLK Day “Robert E. Lee Day”

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Me every this time of year when I start thinking that I wanna make a side project in @JavaScript

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Starting enforcing the "contactless delivery" rule with my girlfriend, and our relationship has never been better.

[Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie]

If you weren't sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

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@magsbish Peloton? Hamptons? When are you changing your political affiliation to Limo Lib?

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@JoshAllenQB @stefondiggs .@crissi2304

[Marshawn Lynch Quote @MarshawnQuotes]

"Yeah"

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The words "freight train" and "whiskey" should be banned from any "roots music" created post 1995.

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I appreciated @1future's appearance on @taylorswift13's #Reputation, but I still feel that I underappreciated it at the time

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Sushi with a fork is weirder than spaghetti with chopsticks #🍣 #🍝 #🇯🇵 #🇮🇹