Keith Harris

Short visitor to this planet who doesn't know how to use Twitter.

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

#AndyBurnham #Makerfield
Andy Burnham celebrating winning the labour leadership and becoming Prime Minister.

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

When a dude with an accordion rolls up on a lawnmower, you know it’s about to get real.

Steve’n’Seagulls turn “Thunderstruck” into a hoedown and I am here for it.

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

@gguworld Better than the original 👏

[Jon @SpurzForEver]

❌BREAKING: Spanish police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares to the stadium on 21st May.
Because that’s what they wore the last time they were in a European final 👀 😂😂

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

Ain't sunshine great?

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

Surely there comes a point, when you keep communicating lies, that even the most stupid people stop taking you seriously #Musk

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

Surely there comes a point, when you keep communicating lies, that even the most stupid people stop taking you seriously #Musk

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

@BorisTrump6 @benonwine @TheRealJamieKay I think she may have missed the education, education, education years.

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

Are both main parties in US politics corrupt?

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

Thought last night's #bbcqt was the most respectful debating, on that show, for a long time. Hope it can continue that way.

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

https://t.co/sOjD56K47h

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

@g_gosden I'm on there as [email protected]

I'll look out for you gentle people there and follow you.

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

@g_gosden I'm on there as [email protected]

I'll look out for you gentle people there and follow you.

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

@2Tone4Real OK, I'll fall for it....

The Angel of the Morph surely?

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

Left a good bit in front of the board too!

[B&S @_B___S]

Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

This is getting silly now. Leave his kids out of it, and stop blowing things out of proportion. There is bad behaviour amongst some politicians, but this constant pearl clutching at everything undermines trust to an unjustified and dangerous extent. Try reporting some news.

[Oakwood Dog Rescue @OakwoodRescue]

Tommy would like you to retweet him so the people who are searching for their perfect match might just find him 💚🙏 https://t.co/75eERcMX47
#teamzay #dogsoftwitter #rescue #rehomehour #adoptdontshop #k9hour #rescuedog #adoptable #dog

[Keith Harris @mrkeithharris]

@mikegalsworthy The Haitian immigrants, he says he doesn't know where they come from. I think I can help him out with that 🤔. #notthebrightest

[Sir 2Tone 🎶 (with a dash of Wolfie) @2Tone4Real]

The Beatles defending a free kick (1968)