Mike

Detroit sports, dad jokes and memes galore

[BMSWARRIORS @BMSWARRIORS67]

Woodhaven's own Nathan Jerore will be hosting a wrestling clinic for sixth to 12th grade wrestlers at Woodhaven High School. The cost is $20 and please use this link to sign up here: https://t.co/L1E5TxL0hJ

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

I’m sorry, didn’t all the Democrats who are wearing pink to highlight “women’s rights” all vote NO on banning men in women’s sports? Frauds.

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

🚨 UNREAL: Not a SINGLE Democrat in the United States Senate voted to keep biological men out of women's sports.

This makes them the PARTY OF THE 18%!

In the House, only 2 Democrats voted with Republicans.

So out of 260 Democrats in the federal government, just 2 voted to side with 79% of Americans.

Let that sink in! ⬇️

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Not a single lady in pink voted to ban men in women's sports

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

45 Democratic Senators voted NO on Protecting Women & Girls in Sports.

Never, ever let them gaslight you into thinking Democrats care about 'women's rights'...

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

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[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I thought the biggest media scandal of the last 4 years was the Joe Biden brain failure coverup but this might actually be worse. The media hacks KNEW Kamala was/is dumb as a rock and incapable but they did THE MOST to cover it up.

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Alabama just lost to a Michigan team that was missing…

Will Johnson (All American)
Mason Graham (All American)
Kenneth Grant (All American)
Colston Loveland (Possible FRP)
RB1 & RB2 (Kalel Mullings & Donovan Edwards)
Josiah Stewart (Star EDGE)
QB1 got injured mid game

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

😂😂😂 Wait for it!!! Sweet revenge 🤣

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

[@amuse @amuse]

RACISM: Over 75% of Democrat voters believe that Trump refuses to condemn white supremacy, racism, and the kkk. Watch 4 minutes of Trump condemning it and Democrats lying about it.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Kamala got caught in 4K telling a family in Pennsylvania to go back inside their house so she could stage a door knock lmfao.

So fake.

[Jordan Henry @irrationalhenry]

California is the most corrupt voting system in the US. When I voted in Glendale CA today, I refused to confirm my information was accurate, but the polling officials still had to trust me and issue a ballot. I asked the polling official to check my ID, and she simply said, “I take your word for it — it’s California.” This state is an absolute joke!! Voter ID is obviously necessary to ensure safe, secure, and verifiable elections. Never vote Dem again — MAGA!

Please share this post to expose how easy it would be to commit voter fraud in CA — the rest of the country cannot go down this same path!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What he said 👇

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I take your word for it, it’s California.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Suddenly, this week, the left decided that holding a political rally in Madison Square Garden was "Nazi" behavior, because some pro-Nazi people held a rally at MSG almost 90 years ago.

Never mind that Bill Clinton's DNC was held at Madison Square Garden in 1992.

Never mind that LBJ closed his 1964 campaign by speaking to a crowd of 18,000 at Madison Square Garden — and he was actually at the same one the Nazis used, unlike Trump (the current MSG is a completely different arena in a different location).

Never mind that JFK and FDR both spoke at the same arena.

Nope, those speeches were fine, because they were Democrats. Now, they're rewriting the rules so that big political rallies in a big city is "Nazi" behavior.

The left call themselves "the adults in the room," but they are the exact opposite. They are a collection of hypocritical, mentally unstable children. They cannot be allowed to hold power.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: JD Vance trolls Kamala Harris by quoting her word for word for an answer she gave during the CNN town hall.

Harris was asked by Anderson Cooper last week to name one mistake she made as vice president.

"She was asked if she had made any mistakes, as vice president," Vance said.

"She said: 'In my role as vice president. I mean I probably worked very hard at making sure that um I am well versed on issues and um I think that is very important.'"

"I have no idea what any of that means and neither do any of you."

"Now she may not be able to name any of her mistakes but the American people sure can."

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Tim Walz: "We can't have four more years of this!"

He does realize his running mate is currently in office and has been for the last 3.5 years?

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 Minutes after Bill Clinton admitted that Kamala Harris’s open Border policies is what k*lled Laken Riley, Trump turned it into an ad 🇺🇸

"I'm Donald J. Trump, and I approve this message"

Kamala Harris does NOT want you to see this new ad 😂 🔥

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Kamala Harris is actually USING a Teleprompter during her “Town Hall”. OMG 🤣

LET’S MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏 AND SHOW THE WORLD THE TRUTH ABOUT KAMALA 👏

UNBELIEVABLE