Kris Johnson

Fixer of broken things. Dadx2 - 100% dad jokes. #DaBears

[Kris Johnson @mrkrisjohnson]

@TrollFootball2 The Cam of God

[Kris Johnson @mrkrisjohnson]

@SharpFootball The Cam of God

[Kris Johnson @mrkrisjohnson]

@SleeperMLB Pierre LaCock. Look it up.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

1. Communism is utterly un-American.

2. Authoritarianism/fascism is utterly un-American too.

3. The Democratic Party is not Communist. Not yet. Not even close.

4. The Republican Party IS
authoritarian/fascist. RIGHT NOW.

So…which party is the greater threat to America?

[FakaktaSouth @FakaktaSouth]

The thing abt Mitch McConnell maybe being brain dead is that he has the decency to do it in private, while Tommy tubberville stays on tv.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

The Great American State Fair was a poorly planned diversion with sparse crowds and a rickety stage. The 250th birthday of America itself was sadly hijacked and even that was used as a diversion. Even the July 4th fireworks and partisan presidential speech, which occurred mostly on July 5th, was a diversion. What could be so mountainous, so at once heinous and enormous, that would cry out for such titanic diversions? The fact that every day and every minute, while they can, for as long as they can, they're engaged in the largest wealth transfer in history, and - at our collective expense - they're robbing the country blind.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

REP HUFFMAN: “The CEO of Trump’s Freedom 250 flew to Davos, stood in front of a room full of foreign governments and asked them ‘how they wanted to shape America’s birthday’. Then they stole hundreds of millions and committed wire fraud.”

Holy shit.

[Kris Johnson @mrkrisjohnson]

@Kristinartz Yachting

[His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ @Docziggy]

@HariettCooper @TizzyEnt Her middle name is Alexusalana. She is likely Russian. She’s definitely an asshole.

[Kris Johnson @mrkrisjohnson]

@OverEHill Calm down. They beat Uruguay and Australia. 🙄

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

I’ve been thinking a lot about the extraordinary outbursts of the President of the United States against female journalists... well, actually against journalists in general and journalism. But it feels like he saves his most childlike behavior and irrational language for female reporters, calling them all kinds of names that kids in kindergarten are given times out for. It’s stunning to me to witness such behavior from any leader, any CEO, any person of influence or importance. I’ve never witnessed someone like this raging, this weekend with @meetthepress host @kwelkernbc, just last week in the Oval Office with @cnn’s @kaitlancollins, calling women stupid or piggy, telling them to “smile”, calling them darling, demeaning their credibility. Every good man should denounce this behavior. Every person should be able to stand up for their colleagues and say “No more.”

Imagine this man screaming like this at your daughter, your wife, your sister, your mother... would you stand for it? No, you wouldn’t! And neither should any of us. It’s unacceptable and undignified. Period. End of story.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it.

More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months.

And here’s the part that should make your blood boil.

Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence.

The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it.

Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price.

We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us.

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Elon Musk: If Kamala wins she'll hide the Epstein files, & be a threat to democracy.
If Trump wins he'll release the Epstein files, & focus on the people.

This idiot has NEVER been right about anything. 👇

https://t.co/7UtzUjAL1Z

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

John Fetterman is such a useless piece of shit.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

1.4 million keep it going

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Don’t lose sight of the fact that Trump spent decades sexually assaulting with impunity & was rewarded for his crimes with television contracts and a supplicant press willing to look the other way while a coterie of billionaires lined up to pour money into his tiny greasy hands.

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you". Wise words that still ring true today spoken by an upstanding Texan, LBJ in 1964… let it sink in that it’s now 2026.