Alan

Im back with the Madness

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady After the world has seen those baby abs. Ain’t nothing but facts

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Show them your pmp

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Sell me this without showing me the photo. Describe to me this meal

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Who hurt you?

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady I bet you love a wad of meat in your mouth

[Chris Godwin @CGtwelve_]

Last day! Retweet to vote #ProBowlVote @CGtwelve_ Thank you all for the love! 🧘🏿‍♂️

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Didn’t know people valued your opinion. I’m just here for the fun jabs at strangers

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Look at that boot over there

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady @JoeyDevlin_ Or your building a shed and need you to meet me at the ass crack of dawn at lowes

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Im in! Hbu @Manias412

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@CCBraves Damn, “motherfuckers” level of angry are we

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Unless you got someone letting that blue boost out and walking away clean lol

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady Listen to me tell you how you can improve

[Alan @mrldrcave]

Been slacking.

Our next step isn’t continuing what we’re accustomed to, it’s what we haven’t done yet.

These chains were only placed here by me and only I can remove them. It’s time to take it another level.

[Alan @mrldrcave]

Zero Talent, 50% Luck, 100% Blessed

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@humorandanimals @FatimaValverde3 we got a situation

[Alan @mrldrcave]

This is about to test my limits, my knowledge and most importantly my leadership..

I love a good test. Hungry to show them everything we’re capable of.

#LFG

[Alan @mrldrcave]

@BarstoolBrady @Manias412 🤣

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

💀

(via @MikeGarafolo)

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

With opening day today, excited to announce we’re bringing the Expos back to the MLB in 2022. Excited to be the first player/coach/owner in MLB history.