Dave B

he/him #MapleLeafs, #BlueJays, #Bacon

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Ángel Hernández's balls and strikes calls from his rehab assignment in AAA last night...

looks like he's in mid-season form

[Asif Hossain @asifintoronto]

These are @fordnation's donors gouging Ontario taxpayers. He tells Toronto to find "efficiencies" in our budget, then gives away our tax dollars to his friends.

[Asif Hossain @asifintoronto]

"I never thought the leopards would eat my face," and so on.

Brian Lilley (and the entire Postmedia roster) has for years empowered the very people attacking him.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent."

-- Isaac Asimov

[Dean from Winnipeg @Dean_Winnipeg]

#BREAKING:

Pierre Poilievre says he has no way to review the records alleging he paid $37,000 in legal fees to help sabotage Patrick Brown’s campaign - HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE NOTICED I’M NOT WEARING MY GLASSES??!?

#cdnpoli

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

A lot of outlets have been telling the story of Tony Bennett marching with MLK.

But have you ever heard the story about how “wokeness,” DEI, Jesus, an actual anti-racist, 2 church choirs & 1 of the greatest dance moves of all time got Tony Bennett into show biz?

A thread

[Dean from Winnipeg @Dean_Winnipeg]

Anyone got a coupon for an alignment?

[JABO Vancouver @jabo_vancouver]

With it seemingly official that Ron MacLean will be back for another season on HNIC, never forget this iconic moment that got him the job in the first place. It's still amazing all these years later.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

The Mariners Team Store has dedicated an entire rack for Blue Jays gear ahead of this weekend’s series.

[Max Fawcett 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @maxfawcett]

I don't even know where to start with this. The federal carbon tax didn't start until 2019, So asking it to deliver results by 2020 is...something.

Also: the US reductions were a result of its grid being far dirtier (hello, coal!) than ours. They picked their low-hanging fruit.

[MLB @MLB]

Just like his pops. 💙

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. wins the 2023 @TMobile #HRDerby!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

If you watch one thing make it this and wait for the end

[KMart @KmartPoker]

I have entered the @wsop Main Event!

Giveaway based on my finish:

1st: $1,000,000
Final Table: $100,000
Top 100: $10,000
Cash: $2,500
Bust: $1,000

Retweet + follow me to enter

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[Instant Weather Ontario ⚡️ @IWeatherON]

This is unacceptable @elonmusk - people are being put in danger because they can’t access our critical severe weather information. You are going to get people killed.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Pitter patter, lets get at'er.

Happy #CanadaDay!

🇨🇦

[Dave B @mrleaffan]

@PlayApexEsports XL for the W