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Idiot.

Backup account: @PhilHaresGhost

Pro NHS, pro science, pro dog, anti woo.

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There have, to date, been two collective awards of the George Cross, namely to the island of Malta, and the RUC (now PSNI).

I believe that we now have an undeniable case for a third.

#NHS ♥️🎖️

cc @NHS
@NHSMillion

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@Blatehelm Freak.

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@profdwh Assault And Battery On Precinct 13

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@profdwh Point Break And Enter

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@CraigAlanson Forgive me for mentioning something minor, btw, but I'm currently listening to Brushfire and I've just been reminded of something that has niggled at me previously; SAS stands for "Special Air Service", singular. Not "Services". FYI. I still love the whole series, natch.

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@Aly_Meek I'm wondering if it's been an HR issue. Perhaps they simply haven't had the capacity to deal with the explosion of reports they know they'll get?

[Vanesa Martinez @dr_zenitram]

Evolution completes the circle

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@PombalStoat Where are they really from? Only I recognise all of them from different things, but haven't seen them in anything together.

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@ArchaeoDuck I really wish there were more audiobooks on Archaeology.

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@sellis1808 Is there any food that's safe to eat whilst lying on your back, trying not to move because during the previous night the pixies have rearranged the order of your vertebrae?

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@Aly_Meek ... would be an almost instant torrent of reports demanding that moderators make decisions on whether or not particular tweets are based on sound evidence or not. We know the AV crowd is more than capable of mobilization in the name of their batshit crazy ideals.

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@Aly_Meek I've been thinking about this, and I suspect I know what the problem is. The problem is, of course, the antivaxxers. Give them the option to report a tweet as including misinformation about vaccines and it'll be like all their birthdays had come at once. The result...

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Reading this article just emphasises that there are too many people with power right now that simply are not fit to meet the challenges of this crisis.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

BREAKING—Republican TN Rep. David Byrd on an ICU ventilator for COVID-19, & “needs a miracle”.

➡️ Byrd & GOP colleagues didn’t wear masks, hosted large parties, & had declared media “sensationalized” #COVID19. GOP friend w/ COVID also recently in ICU.
https://t.co/Iw0knRyrMk

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@HC_Richardson I must apologize to @jonronson for my initial misreading of this tweet.

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HMS Winkie
HMS Upstart
HMS Rip
HMS Khan
HMS Simon

(Yes, they do have something in common).

[UK Defence Journal @UKDefJournal]

There will be five Type 31 Frigates built for the Royal Navy at Rosyth in Scotland, what should they be named?

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@DottyBoo You'd have thought.

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A twitter story in two and a bit parts:

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I'm now listening to Expeditionary Force Book 11: Brushfire.

Because the correct amount of Skippy is more.

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@F1shyBob I said hilarious, not tragic.

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I'm not saying that the first part of this video is pretty hilarious if you've spent any time at all in Weegie, but... actually yeah, it really is. https://t.co/85tsR3q8Ut

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I mean, @dark5tv, do you know what "gurning" actually means?