Maris

[Maris @mrm6160]

@alexgetsrad This but also also catching the brake by accident while trying to press imaginary clutch where I think it should be in Cole’s car…Super fun.

[Maris @mrm6160]

Also it is alive and outside now but it had to sit under a mug for the entire 1 hr call and contemplate choices.

[Maris @mrm6160]

Late to a work call because this monster jumped out of a box that will now have to be burned instead of opened.

[Maris @mrm6160]

Yes, I know it’s likely harmless and no, my brain does not give rational thought the time of day when presented with such a creature.

[Maris @mrm6160]

Thank you, FBI, for bringing such an expected amount of joy to my twitter timeline tonight. True delight with every refresh.

[Maris @mrm6160]

The only thing worse than learning a friend is going through a heartbreakingly traumatic event is learning they have to endure it for an unknown period of time bc of absolutely bullshit laws that strip uterus owners of their rights. Fuck everyone who enabled this torture.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

The tone of her voice is the tone in my heart right now.

[Maris @mrm6160]

If this is true, women will die because they are denied autonomy over their bodies. Even living in constant worry of roe v wade being overturned, the news is still devastating. And by a private vote? We should all be terrified.

[Maris @mrm6160]

@megadeau Sawmill or earls? I definitely took one by accident at earls this weekend after not having ridden there in months. I was very pissy about it when I realized it was a second line and not a reroute.

[Maris @mrm6160]

@ccreuter It still tasted good!!

[Maris @mrm6160]

I guess mask mandates in rest stops are over now too. Wasn’t mentally ready for that one.

[Maris @mrm6160]

The result of finally watching Frozen is that I, a southerner by birth, now spontaneously sing, “the cold doesn’t bother me any[more]” while doing winter sports in New England.

[Maris @mrm6160]

Successfully navigated a pandemic to safely see my family this week. Only for us all to get taken down by a stomach bug. Hilarious.

[Maris @mrm6160]

@resultsboy @ColeRidesBikes Let’s just say I am not pleased on multiple levels right now.

[Maris @mrm6160]

@DoubleLLC @ColeRidesBikes We had to leave the room.

[Maris @mrm6160]

Thing I loved as a kid: my Midwest 1880s basement. Tornado shelter! Makeshift dance studio among the cobwebs! Critter proofed by dad! It was a delight.

Thing I despise as an adult: my New England 1880s basement. Crumbling rock. Mold. Decaying mice. It is horrid.

[Maris @mrm6160]

If you, “hate to say it…” maybe just…. don’t? Don’t say it? Just maybe consider that option?

[Maris @mrm6160]

@ccreuter Yep. The actual response to my request for correct hardware was to paint it. While the conversation is… ongoing… I caved and painted tonight out of curiosity and desire to have the bed assembled.

[Maris @mrm6160]

For the record, I ordered a supposedly true cast iron bed. Not a fucking art project.

[Maris @mrm6160]

“…women have been unlawfully prevented from exercising control over their lives….this court will not sanction one more day of this offensive deprivation of such an important right.”

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

#BREAKING: In United States v. Texas (challenging the constitutionality of #SB8), Judge Pitman has issued a preliminary injunction temporarily barring enforcement of the controversial six-week #abortion ban by "the State" — *including* judges and clerks:

https://t.co/U98yko04X3