Cole

Recovering former, amateur, semi-pro bike racer. Professional tooth carpenter.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@Strava No.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@megadeau Vroom.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

Mika from June. Who thought he was off his rocker? I sure did.

[Fastest Pitstop @FastestPitStop]

Mika Häkkinen has put full faith in his former team McLaren to start challenging runaway leaders Red Bull as early as this season. 

Do you agree with the two-time World Champion? 👇

#F1 #CanadianGP

[ProPublica @propublica]

Doctors at a major US insurance company deny tens of thousands of claims a month without even looking at patients’ files.

“We literally click & submit,” a former Cigna doctor told @ProPublica & @Capitol_Forum. “It takes all of 10 seconds to do 50 at a time.”

The inside story 🧵

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@CritMagician @AdamMyerson @jitter_clench Hahahaha. The first thing I thought of when I saw Adam’s tweet was our separate roadie crashes at Canton!

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@ccreuter Have some rim brake carbon tubulars!

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

I didn't know I could feel kinship with this guy, but I am happy to be celebrating freedom from Delta Dental at the end of 2022.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This dentist from Michigan has a message

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@mellowrush_ No. It's not.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@AdamMyerson We have a spot in our waiting room that is invisible from the front desk and sometimes people sit there without checking in. The receptionist calls them when they are "late" for their appointment and they answer from the waiting room... but to call when you're in the chair!?

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@1K2GOSPORTS Thanks for dropping out of the race so early that you had time to record this. Truly a masterpiece.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@AdamMyerson @1K2GOSPORTS Thanks, Adam!

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@1K2GOSPORTS @AdamMyerson Our last three social media interactions have been you dunking on me about that race. 😔

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

RIP Verne Troyer

[Symea @SYMEA]

Beware. She can move in any direction.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@Tri_Merch This is legitimately a good idea, regardless of Formula One.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

It's Team VER vs. Team HAM in this household right now. Sienna is hiding because @mrm6160 is screaming profanities.

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@megadeau @huplikewhoa !!!!!!

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

I told you!

[Sam Rosenholtz (Blue Checkmark) @CritMagician]

Hey. I don't know who needs to hear this, but go to the dentist. Yes, I am talking to you, idiot, who hasn't gone in years. You need to go. Stop putting it off. I'll call for you if you need me to. For real.

-Sincerely a much bigger idiot. (sorry I called you an idiot before).

[Cole @ColeRidesBikes]

@WhoWonWompy @HalfBenLiang @GREENLINEvelo @MarianCycling @CornerCycle