The Dude Abides

I'm nothing special. More of a rolling dumpster fire about to go over a cliff. Just hoping I don't run anybody over on the way down...

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX I remember drinking this one energy drink called BooKoo many years ago. It was like a king can and it was labeled as a triple hit. Damn I never had so much energy and was wide awake for hours. I got so much work done 🤣. Coffee tastes great, but I get nowhere near the same energy

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC Good luck. I've had the same thing since I was a teenager. Whatever it is it makes me look like a zombie🤣. If you want to tighten up the skin a little though I saw this... https://t.co/CkjAB5UGe5

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC Find a good chiropractor. I am so skeptical about chiropractors, but my whole right side was going numb to the point I thought I was having a stroke. Anyway I found a someone who wasn't going to be "gentle" and she fixed me up. Didn't even need to get "cracked". 2 appointments!

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC I've been saying that for years. Now people have stopped asking😂

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC I've left my wallet on the gas pump, glasses on the fence in the backyard, phone in the freezer and keys in the garbage can🙈. Hide and seek with my stuff is all kinds of fun😂. Check their backpack maybe?

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@TheGingerPerks PREACH! Anything.. and I mean ANYTHING that engages the brain is a mental exercise. Doesn't matter if you play vids or do sudoku. Keep the brain working because otherwise you may eventually be that much closer to a vegetative state or alzheimers etc etc.

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC Even worse if you're under the blanket with him. Dog Dutch ovens are the worst😂☠

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX Honestly I was thinking ahead. Brought weiners and marshmallows for everyone 😂

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX I have no issue being someone's bitch as long as it's not implied negatively. When used the right way it's just another way people relate to one another and it's usually by people you trust. My cousin calls me n*gga all the time and I'm the whitest guy you'll ever know😂😂.

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC Pancakes yes.. with blueberries if you have em!

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX For roleplaying it's fine as long as you're both into it. It's probably more common with large age gaps and the rough stuff or that's been my experience anyway.

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@megsxzum 😂😂Extra meaty or extra cheesy?

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX I'm just surprised anyone would follow me anywhere😂 Nevermind this place.

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@CrissieC The problem here is not wanting to choose over or under. Best to be neutral 😂

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@JessRabbitTTV Except for for the infinite friends it's basically right🙂

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@sillylildummy I was thirsty😁

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX Unless you're throwing a temper tantrum like a 5 year old who isn't getting their way, then yeah the comment isn't valid. Kid stuff can be adult stuff too these days. Maybe even more so if we just opened our minds.

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX Merry Christmas❤

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@MsBehavior Got chased around by a 19 yr old when I was 30. No idea how I ever thought it was gonna work out but we gave it a good run. My sister on the other hand dates a good 15+ years above her age so that's a whole other thing...

[The Dude Abides @mrmazurman]

@KiraHeartX I'm not there yet tbh. Ai doesn't process feelings or emotions the same way an actual living breathing mammal does. I just talk to my dog if I can't deal with people and even if they don't don't understand what I'm saying, it's still better than Ai.