Davjd 🧩

faggot

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

to the kind Jewish boy I dated c. 2023, I’m better now

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

@meatdavus The meds wore off

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

Screaming YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN at myself

[chad @chasedbywasps]

does anyone know if I'm good or bad

[N @VicsCumCounter]

Trying to shoot an apple off my autistic sons head with a glock

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

I need a gay job what the fuck am I doing man

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

Mormonism calls to me like the teet of a mother

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Everyone struggles with different sins . I’ve never struggled with drinking or smoking for me it’s lust and money

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

Clearly she was faking it

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is biblical.

A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years.

Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin.

She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

you can still use AI and talk to people if you’re not a fucking weirdo the two aren’t mutually exclusive

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

favorite thing about Hasidic Jews is that they use WhatsApp. Assimilation denied ✊🏽

[mensch @signoremosca]

Vyvanse gives you superhuman stamina and immunity to boredom but in return you lose the ability to love

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

God has given us much but perhaps the greatest evidence of His love is Xanax

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

Realizing it was Jonestown

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

Jamestown but we track it on our oura rings

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

Have to go to the other deli to buy poppers because I don’t want to involve my local deli man in that side of me

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

I love email. Best form of communication

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

The problem with tech is that it happens in San Francisco. If it happened in New York it wouldn’t be as fucking annoying

[Davjd 🧩 @mrmrdavid]

weird we never really see our coworker’s legs