Matt Roe

Our lives are made of 2 dates and a dash, make the most of the dash

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@_kslater I'll put you in my wedding somewhere

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

We eat turkey on Thanksgiving so why don't we eat rabbit on Easter?

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

How do we do away with daylight's saving time? It doesn't need to be light out till 8:30-9:00. Let's get light out earlier in the morning and still get dark at 7:30-8:00...

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@emileroe20 @hinkle_mason I approve of Mason, what's to say I'd approve of a second one...

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@hinkle_mason Do they trust you, over are they just stuck with you?? @FalonKickhaefer what do you think?? Trust or stuck

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

Currently taking applications for a 4th groomsman...

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

How are we supposed to get in the “Christmas spirit" when it's 71° outside with wind and storms like it's the middle of summer......

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@_kslater Too bad you weren't close, I like road trips and shit, I'm just the “big brother" you could still stay on the market for Mr Right then

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@_kslater Come work with me at the co-op in woodbine! Well have an understanding with our customers, you get what you give!

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@_kslater Just come see me!!

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@MackenzieSchles @masonbiehler I still apologize for ruining the wedding party when this came on.... Hays corrupted me 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@_kslater Just remember, with us being LCMS Lutherans, we're like Catholic-lite... We have all the sins but only half the guilt👌👌

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

I'm ready for the time change......I need it to be dark at 6

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@hinkle_mason Oh dear Lord please no

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@hinkle_mason You can't fix stupid.....

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@gewiens Go get a frozen limeade from Sonic and add your choice of alcohol. 👌👌

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@hinkle_mason Literally the best thing I've seen on here. Would have been funny if he would have thrown it at you🤣

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@lydiako_ She did not

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

@lydiako_ But is it? I feel like you can have either in any kind of material... Plastic grocery sack, plastic grocery bag. I'm so puzzled

[Matt Roe @mroe1096]

What's the difference between a sack and a bag?? #boredatworkthoughts